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this is how you do a birthday surprise

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the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

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I had a dream last night that Q stabbed me and all the news on it was like "local idiot gets stabbed by normal upstanding morally correct streamer"

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you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

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the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

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I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

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I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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Merlin and Gwaine got married between seasons 4 and 5 but they were both drunk so they don’t remember it.

Arthur, who officiated the marriage, does remember it. He has the marriage certificate in a drawer of his desk, right next to his own with Gwen. However, Arthur doesn’t know that Gwaine and Merlin don’t know.

Gwen knows that Gwaine and Merlin don’t know but she loves to watch Arthur struggle with it too much to say anything about it.

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OMFG i just realized i missed my official 15 year anniversary of watching dnp 😭 nooo i was gonna do a whole post damn

anyway happy anniversary to me + dnp and happy 15 years of phil and dan love stickAID <333

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“should tumblr have a cut off age” i think we should be recruiting from nursing homes and senior citizen centers actually

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Vampires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics 

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Viggo Mortensen fishing while on the set of the Lord of the Rings

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This song fucking rules. Mongolian women are so cool.

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the cucks have unionized