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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

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isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

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Good morning to the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell, and ONLY the trans man loudly slamming his girlfriend in the bunk above convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell

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staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room

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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

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Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

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Im in the pussy like forgive me if this is uncouth

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vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

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my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

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Speaking of yam, I should mention tonight that when I moved the algae magnet to clean the glass, the gust of water was so strong I knockled poor unsuspecting Yamuel (who had just eaten) ass over tea kettle for a second. It was likewatching poor chunky leaf on the breeze and it took me five minutes to stop laughing. 

“Mother is so damn capricious to me, a poor Yam who did NOTHING to deserve big swoosh. Mean. To me, a Yam. Unallowed to be tipping my facebody about. Undignified.”

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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