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Also Bakugo making a joke that Touya likes hot udon???? Because he REMEMBERED that Shouto likes cold soba???

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If you won’t take care of yourself, I will

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Confetti.

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ERI AND BAKUGOU 🖤

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You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a cup of orange juice.

What do you do

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wake up babe new gritty CW remake of powerpuff girls script just leaked

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if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

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Endeavor is a terrible person but its nice knowing your creepy friend would probably rip him to pieces for you.

From one of my favourite scenes from the amazing @pitviperofdoom‘s fic Yesterday Upon the Stair

(I have the rest of the scene drawn out but will I ever colour it?? who knows)

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EXCUSE ME, SIR?!?!?!

YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING THIS PRETTY

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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn

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Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) |  WandaVision (2020- )

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Lainey Molnar

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not to dredge up old wounds and sound bitter but when I was 17 my dad died in a house fire and the very next week we had a huge geometry test I hadn’t studied for because of the whole House Fire Dead Dad situation so the extremely kind kid sitting next to me let me cheat from his test since the answers were multiple choice, but I was SO stressed about the whole House Fire Dead Dad situation I didn’t even notice we had different tests.

My teacher handed them back the next day with an obvious zero written on mine, and when I started crying in class he told me that’s what I get for cheating, in front of everyone.

Most things from my teenagehood I have let go, but if I ever run into this man in a grocery store I 100% will ask him what is problem was.

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Remember when marie kondo was, at a very base level, said "you'll probably be happier if you only own stuff you need and like, here are ways to do that in a spiritually fulfilling way" and white people were just like "so you want me to throw away my grandfathers ashes? Fuck you I'm going to live in filth and impulse buy till I go bankrupt just to spite you!!!"

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I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.