zorakings
zorakings
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Cezanne || 26 || They/Them || the only about page i have is /about. the link keeps breaking so sorry mobile users.
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zorakings · 24 hours ago
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zorakings · 24 hours ago
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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zorakings · 24 hours ago
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having a nickel allergy is actually so insidious because what you MEAN I need to pay attention to the nickel content in my food. what do you MEAN that it doesn’t even present like typical food allergy symptoms (no tingly mouth, no throat closing, no stomach pain etc) and it took until my mid-late 20s to realize that dietary nickel is probably why I’d sometimes get hives randomly on my arms with no apparent cause and have also now deal with chronic eczema. what do you MEAN that all the foods that I eat specifically because they are high in nutritional value consistently also contain nickel.
Here I was thinking my nickel allergy was pretty mild!! so many mysteries in my life were all probably caused by nickel. It was always nickel.
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zorakings · 2 days ago
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What will you choose, Ayin? I saw the captcha challenge and i have conceived an idea most ingenius
please do not claim my works as your own, edit, make profit, repost (reblogging is fine!), etc
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zorakings · 2 days ago
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how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water
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zorakings · 2 days ago
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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
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zorakings · 2 days ago
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(ionia) ezreal birthday countdown 18/30
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zorakings · 2 months ago
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zorakings · 2 months ago
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Princess Zelda
By the way, I love you all.
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zorakings · 2 months ago
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The imperial cats of xiaohungshu!
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zorakings · 2 months ago
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I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds
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zorakings · 2 months ago
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I have come up with a better metaphor than “you can’t pour from an empty cup” for burnout. You can’t boil an empty kettle. Pouring from an empty cup just gets you nowhere. Trying to boil an empty kettle can ruin the kettle, the stove, and burn down your house if you keep trying it.
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zorakings · 3 months ago
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i think there should be a global holiday celebrating the life and accomplishments of Louis Pasteur. The man proved germ theory, developed techniques to make milk and wine safer to drink, and discovered the vaccine that has made rabies -- fucking *rabies* -- a thing of the past in much of the world , and hopefully the rest of the world sooner rather than later. tjere should be parades for this man for the rabies vaccine alone
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zorakings · 3 months ago
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zorakings · 3 months ago
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Get jolly with it
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