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I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.

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Ooo you do Frankenstein art? Have you ever drawn the creature?

I have! (+ Henry clerval)

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Overview of some topics when it comes to drawing characters who are burn survivors.

DISCLAIMER. Please keep in mind that this is an introductory overview for drawing some burn scars and has a lot of generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People. I'm calling this introductory because I hope to get people to actually do their own research before drawing disabled & visibly different characters rather than just making stuff up. Think of it as a starting point and take it with a grain of salt (especially if you have a very different art style from mine).

Talking about research and learning... don't make your burn survivor characters evil. Burn survivors are normal people and don't deserve to be constantly portrayed in such a way.

edit: apparently tum "queerest place on the internet" blr hates disabled people so much that this post got automatically filtered. cool!

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2 angels from heaven on high are singing sweet nothings to me and promising to deliver the pain. Sometimes everybody wins

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please elaborate on ghosts as pollution

If you leave a corpse in a river and it fucks up the river, that's pollution. If you leave a soul in a doll so it fucks up a house, that's pollution. Human waste product that requires proper ecological reintegration. Simple as.

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Do you have any go-to methods for defusing occultist disagreements?

I've had past success in redirection of topic to shared dislike of Crowley, but that only works so many times.

Cite sources.

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When would you say magic stopped being about "gifts from God" and started being an innate power?

After the Enlightenment. By the time you hit Blavatsky, power doesn't come from God, but some non-animate spiritual force which can be manipulated. Magic goes from "something facilitated by spiritual beings" to "the manipulation of a non-animate occult force"

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If Joyce was an occultist, so was Beckett

Ehhhhh. Beckett was introspective and interested in religion as a social force, but Joyce was doing kabbalah for the English language. It's the difference between a Spinoza and a Moshe de Leon.

Although, I haven't read Beckett in a while, so I could be completely fumbling what I remember of his work.

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Why was blatvastskuly like that fr fr?

She was the Prime White Woman

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once my mom had her reiki and crystals friend do a remote aura reading on me (not a direct viewing of me in the moment thank god) but i forgot and ended up jerkin the ol chain at the time she did it and then later when we met up she said that she had never seen an aura like that and it was dull at first but then my entire aura lifted out of my body and was very vibrant. anyways is that related to my yoinkin the sploink at all?

yes she could tell

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coming from someone who kinda knows hadestown but knows nothing about TMA this AU absolutely has me.

so here’s a question: what’s your favourite little detail that you’re biting phones about /lh

The whole song - statement thing! This is an explanation from Twitter

Also given the height difference I give to Jon and Tim, it's going to be so fucking funny when they sing chant II and Jon confronts tim

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[Barely supporting my bodyweight with a broken sword]

"She Jimmy on my Carter"

[wipes blood from my mouth]

"til I peaNut."

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submitted by @elegantdork

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had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

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I finished the Magicians trilogy yesterday and got two episodes into the show. I now have a new obsession. SHIT. XD

(Is there still a fandom for this?)

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This was supposed to be a quick doodle 😭 I love drawing kon if you couldn’t tell lol

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Love it when that happens