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i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

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Sound on 🔊🐱

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Oh yeah if you guys have any weird occult texts you're not doing anything with, I love collecting them. I have a massive collection. It will go to a good home in my library.

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Lunges at the limestone table with hoe carvings

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one of the most useful things for understanding how magic works is understand the Type Of Guy.

The DND conception of wizard, druid, sorcerer, cleric, etc is completely meaning when it comes to learning about history. There is no one taxonomy of magic. You cannot clearly divide "prayers" from "spells". Smarter people have tried.

What there are, is Types of Guys. Every era in history has a type of guy who is often accused of or self identified as a practicioner of magic. But they don't always translate between places and times.

For example. 2000 years ago, the Levant had Jewish Charismatic Holy Men. That was a type of guy. Guys that would go around performing feats and claiming a direct connection to god. Jesus was one, but there were hundreds of others. The Roman government derided them as magicians, but Honi the Circle Maker would never have described himself like that. To him, the Romans and their root cutters and temple priests were the lowly magicians.

Fast forward to Europe in the 1600s. Not s single Charismatic Jewish Holy Man around. You have different Types of Guys. Now, you've got Heretical Clerics Trading Forbidden Texts, Troublemaking Lay-Preachers, and Untrustworthy Alchemists. It would be extremely rare for any of these guys to consider themselves magicians. But in a court of law, you would accuse them of practicing magic. Magic is illegal.

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You are banned from fucking in my home

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Shana Tova!!! May your enemies, haters, and those who wish evil upon you be cut off. The blessing for the leek has always felt resonant but this year it's been on my mind a lot. For me at least, 5785 is a year of practicing healthy boundaries and taking care of myself - even if I have to run on spite. I hope everyone has a safe Rosh Hashanah ❤️

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Im not "blatantly factually incorrect" I'm engaging in a long tradition of mystic apophasis

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youre not supposed to be in here

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which of your history wizards would be most susceptible to feminization, forcible or not. asking for a friend

Crowley it's not even a question. He wrote quite a bit about his love and admiration for his feminine, qualities. Lots of historical wizard WROTE about the union and transcendence of feminine/masculine binaries, but Crowley actually had ritualistic gay sex about it.

But Crowley was also already kinda feminine. It's not really *feminization* if the subject already low-key considers themselves feminine.

With that in mind, we gotta go Agrippa. He wrote a kabbalistic text called Declamation on the Nobility and Preeminence of the Female Sex. I think it's safe to say he could be convinced.

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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"

Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]

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"There was a land The Lioness had conquered.

'Please, cease your marching,' Begged a wretch, 'I cannot bear to see my forests burned, my home razed, my people bled.'

The Lioness heard him, and considered. Her first and second fingers she pressed to her thumb. Her nails scraped, she had fashioned a beak from her claws. She plucked the man's eyes like worms from the earth.

'There,' The Lioness spoke, 'You will not see it.'"

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this is a strip club in vancouver.