zombiezrawesomesauce

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

I’ll turn our camping trip into the Blair Witch you keep fucking around.

You and tim should have a bug playdate,

What's a bug playdate? Are the bugs dating? Are we? Wait, playdates are for kids so that's the bugs, right?

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

Bro what the hell are you saying? I am twenty years old!

You and tim should have a bug playdate,

What's a bug playdate? Are the bugs dating? Are we? Wait, playdates are for kids so that's the bugs, right?

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

You and tim should have a bug playdate,

What's a bug playdate? Are the bugs dating? Are we? Wait, playdates are for kids so that's the bugs, right?

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

i want u

Is this the fucking closet monster? Well, PAL, you can't have me! NYEH NYEH!!! PPBBBHHTTTT!!!!!!!!!

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

Favorite bands?

Only the best shit! Motorhead, Rob Zombie, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, Judas Priest, Metallica, Slipknot, Godsmack, System of a down...

I'll stop there because you already know my music taste kicks ass now.

B)

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

youre safe

Safe from what? HUH???

...

Oh screw you.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

so like. theoretically.

how much would it cost to play for the entire EMH crews therapy..

not because you need it !! (you absolutely do)

but just.. hypothetically

Why in the flying muppet assfuck would you ask this? Seriously, we don't need therapy. And if we did, we wouldn't make it public knowledge.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

UH YIKES! UH. My condolences man.

Why is @zombiezrawesomesauce being so zesty and gay rn alex

|| @xxvinnyorvinniexx ||

Fuck if I know.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

I feel you. I miss Jessie... What happened to your girl, bro?

Why is @zombiezrawesomesauce being so zesty and gay rn alex

|| @xxvinnyorvinniexx ||

Fuck if I know.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

That must be how this website is... Well, I'm straight too! I like boobs! And ladies! And I think they look really cute!

Why is @zombiezrawesomesauce being so zesty and gay rn alex

|| @xxvinnyorvinniexx ||

Fuck if I know.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

How to become buff and beat The Operator's FUCKING ass?

— @alexander-kralie

It's all about the reps, dude. Four days a week working your chest, back, quads, and shoulders. Do different targeted workouts on different days to give your other muscles time to repair. Then the rest of the week is for aerobics to keep your heart and lungs ready for a long fight with lots of endurance.

Try running or biking. Then go home and hit some curls with the weights. It's all about dedication, though. You give up and you won't go anywhere. The results will come, brother, trust me. Good luck.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

I thought Vinny was a bro... Now he's trolling me too...

He's projecting. He's the queer dancing around to Abba. I saw him.

Why is @zombiezrawesomesauce being so zesty and gay rn alex

|| @xxvinnyorvinniexx ||

Fuck if I know.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?

Why is @zombiezrawesomesauce being so zesty and gay rn alex

|| @xxvinnyorvinniexx ||

Fuck if I know.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

Hi kinda bored I’m dad!

Can someone send asks im kinda bored.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

That’s not his only trait, dude.

evan how is doom guy the cockroach

|| @xxvinnyorvinniexx ||

He’s chillin

On my hand and stuff. :-) Do you like him?

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

DUDE

I miss when I had hair.

[zombiezrawesomesauce]

What does that mean?

evan how is doom guy the cockroach

|| @xxvinnyorvinniexx ||

He’s chillin

On my hand and stuff. :-) Do you like him?