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lady macbeth-ing

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smoke break for two

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noo smoking is so bad for you put that out. on me. please

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What if "pull" by Dragan Bibin had a bit more sex appeal

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Happy Pride to all the puppyboys and puppygirls out there :)

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yaoi

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hey girl nice cock what does it d*gets distracted by all the time thats behind and ahead of me*i have to go pursue something really quickly right now

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I bring a certain "goes nonverbal and follows around the one person i know" type of energy to the party, that makes all the bad bitches go "aww, she's so cute, can we pet her???"

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Me flirting: What blood type are you?

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i need a girl to look at me like i'm prey 😵‍💫

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rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will