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Risky mode will be here soon!!

Looks like Shantae is afraid here lmao.  It also serves as proof

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Shantae done in a live stream

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Shantae シャンティ

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reminder

this blog is kinda on hiatus for an indefinite amount of time! my special interest has changed and now all my art and junk is located @ponygutz and my main blog is @generictack. follow ponygutz for pony art and such or follow my main for miscellaneous bs. anyways!

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I wonder if I’m the only guy who came up with this idea…

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Me nd my pirate gf

me: im gonna cum

her: fire ye cannons matey

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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

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some dumb risky sketches in different styles ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

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Keel the port blubber!

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Been watching Jaltoid play Shantae: Half genie hero!

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are the cool kids still making lazy town memes?

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An expression sheet of my own! Feel free to reblog and try for yourself! :>

(Suggest an expression and character! I’ll doodle ‘em up for ya!!)

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i oughta be more active on this blog but im more into mlp right now. if you like gore and ponies check out @ponygutz i post my gross art there !

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@artists did you know you can draw thighs touching? it’s okay. i know it’s hard to believe but those really thick thighs you drew wouldn’t have a 3ft gap between them i’m sorry

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stupid (and not so stupid?) shantae headcanons time

at one point while sailing around in TPC, Risky wanted to call Shantae over for something but halfway thru her brain mixed up ‘shantae’ & ‘runt’ and she ended up yelling “SHUNT”

if it weren’t for Uncle Mimic, Shantae would’ve ditched Scuttle Town the second the Mayor started pulling bullshit with her pay

bolo would be a great relic hunter and also he needs a hug

Wrench is rooting for Shantae and Rottytops to hook up. he has never mentioned this because Sky would not approve and also because he cannot talk

if Squid Baron ever shows his face in Mermaid Falls, Giga Mermaid will punch him into the next kingdom

the other barons secretly make fun of Techno Baron’s tiny hands

there are absolutely other half-human hybrids running around Sequin Land. not half-genies, necessarily, but given that monsters are sentient enough that they have their own town (WHERE U CAN TALK TO THEM AND IN WHICH U CAN FIND HUMAN NPCS) i don’t think it’s that much of a stretch

Poe and Mimic both like rly old anime

The Mysterious Glowing Light giving Shantae advice during half-genie hero was defiintely her mom

enjoy

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crisp

i am,, mcfries

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TBH Gum would be a bigger threat to Shantae then scissors would be XD

No but seriously that’d be a pain to get out of her hair and she would hate whoever did it for fucking ever if they did get gum in her hair though.