zombie-philosopher

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@academia-lucifer

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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

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Had a blog go out at work that was written 100% by a human and eveyone was surprised at how well it did and that it wasn't written by AI... hmmm wonder why that could be 🤔

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sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

above my head

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I need for this to be Debbie when she sees Nolan in S4 😂

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Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

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"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism

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productive monday spent drunk on whiskey and raspberry liqueur and smoking cigarettes while binge watching derry girls

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ֆօʍɛ ֆɨʍʟɨֆɦ քɦʀǟֆɛֆ ʏօʊ ʍɨɢɦȶ ʄɨռɖ ʊֆɛʄʊʟ ɨռ ʟɨʄɛ

hello : sul sul! / what's up : bloo bagoo? / how are you : cuh teekaloo? / i'm hungry : oh feebee lay / something in my way : choo waga choo choo! / you've got some nerve : firby nurbs / yes : yeibs / no : neib / oh my god : jamoo / woah this is fun : bum bum! / anyone home : nash na poof? / are you serious right now : ugh...groble! / you! yes you! go away : depwa spanewash depla blah! / excuse-me! get out of the way : blursh! meshaloob blursh! / i don't like you : boobasnot / no bullying : yabihorn! / i'm so bored : uhh shamoo ralla poo / happy birthday : humple borpnah! / this food is delicious : dis wompf es fredesche / thank you : vadish / nothing is impossible if you believe : benzi chibna looble bazebni gweb / cat : minicule / dog : woofum / baby is upset : aw crankus nooboo! / i'm pregnant : baba / i think you're hot : za woka genava / selfie : ongie! / i need a taxi : nicloske ga gloop / see you soon : geelfrob / i love you : por see gab lurv / live laugh love : leeb leefuh lurve / i'm on fire : wabadeebadoo! / goodbye : dag dag

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When will i get the chance to tilt a beautiful boy's head with the tip of my dagger under his chin and get to see both fear and longing in his eyes?

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Maybe it's time to rewatch Derry Girls again. Like has been kicking my ass extra hard lately and I really need the serotonin.

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what