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GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies

Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief

Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that

Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day

Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this

Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself

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Keeping up w the thunderbolts when????

Someone, trust me, this is how Doomsday starts

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does anyone want to do thisbwith me

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Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.

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VI being bored as hell until she realises she has a family of 4 she can bother the shit out of (wife, sister, brother and aunt)

In order her choices are probably : Sevika (gets the best reactions out of her), Powjinx (goes along with whatever tbh), Caitlyn (50% chance of retaliation) and then Ekko (will most likely swing on her)

Whats a family for if not to bother the fuck out of??

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Stealing this from my Twitter too. One of the worst things about the Arcane fandom is that it’s impossible to criticize a character’s actions without people jumping down your throat ranting about “morally gray” and “but this character was in the wrong too!”

Girl idgaf!!! I shouldn’t have to bring up “not everything is black and white” and “character complexity” before I try to criticize a character’s actions! Oh my goodness you can’t “but nuance!” your way out of everything! Obviously I understand the situation and characters are full of nuance! That doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be allowed to criticize them! It’s possible to understand something and still dislike it. Stop being so condescending and acting like I don’t understand a character just cause I don’t like them. It’s precisely BECAUSE I understand them that I don’t like them.

To continue this tryna be like “well everyone was in the wrong!” falls flat for two reasons. One, the system of inequality that Piltover set up means that there is a fundamental difference between the wrongs of Piltover and the wrongs of Zaun. Trying to put them on the same level makes 0 sense. There are different levels to being wrong, so yes I have more sympathy for the oppressed characters than I do for the characters who are responsible for perpetuating that oppression in the first place. And for two, idc what the other characters did. I’m talking about one character, bringing up another one and trying to move the goal post does not help your point. I see this most often whenever people try to criticize Caitlyn or explain why they dislike her. It’s always “But Jinx did this!” “Ambessa manipulated her!” “But Vi said/did this too!” “Silco was doing this!” Girl idgaf!!! I don’t care what they did or didn’t do! If I’m criticizing one character for their shitty actions, I don’t need you to put on a cape and try to defend your fave by dragging all the other characters into it(and purposely misunderstanding their actions to try to make your point, I might add). Just accept the criticism and go, ugh 🙄🙄🙄

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“First and foremost I’m writing for myself,” I hiss through my teeth, resisting the urge to refresh my email for an Ao3 message for the 100th time.

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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"arcane wasn't supposed to be too political!"

i beg your pardon?

arcane, that one show whose own premises are classism and systemic oppression and the kind of police brutality that killed vi and powder's parents? THAT show wasn't supposed to be too political???

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"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.

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The same crowd that’s denying that arcane is centrist are the same people who claim that we need everything “spoon fed to us” and that we’re “media illiterate”

It’s literally thrown in your face.

Amanda saying that Vi needed to let go of her enmity towards enforcers to be with Caitlyn when it should be Caitlyn letting go of her prejudice towards Zaunites to be with Vi, the scene of Gert realizing that “not all enforcers are bad” after we saw an entire montage of The Jinxers being brutalized by enforcers, having Zaunites die defending Piltover in enforcer uniforms, the show painting Caitlyn as a hero despite all the horrible things she did to Zaun with practically zero repercussions or acknowledgment, the show ending without Zaun gaining independence, the scene of Silco saying “the cycle only ends when you have the will to walk away” even though Piltover was the one who started the cycle of violence, Ekko conveniently disappearing from the plot when Caitlyn starts brutalizing Zaun, the show treating Vi’s trauma as a joke, Vander’s poor leadership being shown as correct and many other examples.

If you can’t see how arcane is centrist you are willfully ignorant.

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Arcane fandom being horrible to Reed Shannon for being nice to Ella Purnell. They really trying pull the same antiblack shit as what the 2015 Star Wars fandom did to John Boyega all over again:

Like go harass Hailee Steinfeld for being a zionist or something 🤡