zoeytheweeb
That One Weird Girl
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Just an average teenager with the maturity of a responsible adult (from what I've been told at least), She/Her pronouns, Updates whenever I feel like it
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skillsĀ  instead of being seen as behaviors
so now itā€™s likeĀ ā€˜the point of doing them is to get good at themā€™ and notĀ ā€˜this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hivesā€™.
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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being weird together is a love language
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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These are useful šŸ‘€
Things almost every author needs to research
How bodies decompose
Wilderness survival skills
Mob mentality
Other cultures
What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
Common tropes in your genre
Average weather for your setting
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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Birthday (sort of an update)
As of today, October 22nd, I am now a year older, which has reminded me that I was supposed to drop a one-shot for my bday LAST YEAR but I have not done so (I also need to release the next chapters of #notmychatnoir and K-12). Obviously Iā€™m not posting it today cuz if this shitty year has taught me anything itā€™s that I should spend as much time with my family as I can because I have already lost and almost lost multiple family members already due to COVID-19 and natural causes that some family members were dealing with for years. (Donā€™t worry, Iā€™ve already grieved and moved on and the family members that were almost lost are all okay now, sort of.) So yeah Iā€™m spending this day celebrating with my immediate family since I live with them lmao.
But yeah, Iā€™m still alive and I willĀ finish these stories. Itā€™s just going to take a while. Might be next week or next month, might not be. At this point, I canā€™t really give a set date, though I promise that IĀ amĀ trying to finish them.
Happy birthday to me, thanks yā€™all for still following me, and stay safe!
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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The Past is The Past, Matt Bors
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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Happy Mean Girls Day!
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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itā€™s that time again
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Iā€™ve been waiting a year to post this
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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Whatā€™s your typical day like?
i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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One of those fandom things that I love is when thereā€™s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go ā€œAye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.ā€ And everyone else just ā€œaye.ā€
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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Me: *opens unfinished fic* Yep, still the same problems it had last time I checked it.
Me: *closes unfinished fic*
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better. (If you want, no pressure). Okay so I was tagged twice so here we go! TysmĀ @xaosdiscordial and @tumbling-down-hills-and-stuff
Relationship Status: Single
Favorite Color: Red and Blue, but I usually wear red & black with white and grey added to the mix. (Unless itā€™s RWBY merch, then itā€™s just whatever color said merch tends to be lmao)
Three Favorite Foods: French fries (especially steak fries), Orange Chicken and Shrimp fried rice
Song stuck in my Head: Rain On Me by Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande
Last song I listened to: Without Me by Eminem
Last thing I googled: Lace Up Boots (was trying to find some thatā€™d look good for one of my friendā€™s OCs and then some for myself because theyā€™re so cute)
Time: 6:50 PM
Dream trip: Disney World, Los Angeles, & Tokyo.
Anything I really want: I want my immediate family to live as close to each other as possible (my extended family can fuck off with their drama lmao), especially during these hard times. So far I have that with everyone except one of my cousins who moved to Dallas with his mom, which leaves him even further away from us T_T. Idk I also want more friends to chat with irl but thatā€™s just something that Iā€™ll have to work on lol.
Uhh Iā€™m gonna tag @itskarmaloneĀ @2confused-2doanything @brokenwordsarehard @quulie @whitetiger1337 @indecisive-mess-named-me @luminousinthedark @phoenix-no @alexandra-the-great-92 @dawnwave16 (If ya donā€™t wanna take part itā€™s fine tho, srry for the tag)
Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @gemini0410 and @rebel-without-cause-x thanks friends!
Relationship Status: Married to Chibsy in my head. In real life Iā€™m in a relationship - 3 years in September!
Favourite Colour: Orange and Green
Three favourite foods: steak pie, pizza and halloumi šŸ˜
Song stuck in my head: Baby by Justin Bieber šŸ™„
Last song I listened to: The Greatest - James Blunt
Last thing I googled: Rayman
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Time: 1020AM
Dream Trip: Iceland baby
Anything I Really Want: for my family and friends to get whatever they want and stay healthy, yhhh money lol, to meet Tommy Flanagan.
Tagging @agirllovespasta @stardancerluv @cutesiewoojin @hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm @scribbuluswrites @ottosuricato
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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i love it when people come and just run through my blog liking all of my posts and reblogging a few because it makes me feel like an owner of a lil shop and someone has come in to compliment all of my wares and occasionally wants to buy a few things and it makes me very happy
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?
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Thereā€™s more just go fucking look yourself
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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The smash hit of the summer.
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zoeytheweeb Ā· 4 years ago
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Friends to lovers with meet-cute (okay but thatā€™d be so adorable like woah)
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tag your results!
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