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pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills  instead of being seen as behaviors

so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.

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being weird together is a love language

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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These are useful 👀

Things almost every author needs to research

How bodies decompose

Wilderness survival skills

Mob mentality

Other cultures

What it takes for a human to die in a given situation

Common tropes in your genre

Average weather for your setting

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Birthday (sort of an update)

As of today, October 22nd, I am now a year older, which has reminded me that I was supposed to drop a one-shot for my bday LAST YEAR but I have not done so (I also need to release the next chapters of #notmychatnoir and K-12). Obviously I’m not posting it today cuz if this shitty year has taught me anything it’s that I should spend as much time with my family as I can because I have already lost and almost lost multiple family members already due to COVID-19 and natural causes that some family members were dealing with for years. (Don’t worry, I’ve already grieved and moved on and the family members that were almost lost are all okay now, sort of.) So yeah I’m spending this day celebrating with my immediate family since I live with them lmao.

But yeah, I’m still alive and I will finish these stories. It’s just going to take a while. Might be next week or next month, might not be. At this point, I can’t really give a set date, though I promise that I am trying to finish them.

Happy birthday to me, thanks y’all for still following me, and stay safe!

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The Past is The Past, Matt Bors

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Happy Mean Girls Day!

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it’s that time again

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

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One of those fandom things that I love is when there’s new characters around and, with the unwavering confidence of an old farmer appraising cattle, fanfic authors take one good look at them, tilt their imaginary hat, and go “Aye. Praise kink, that one. Mighty case of praise kink if I ever saw one.” And everyone else just “aye.”

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Me: *opens unfinished fic* Yep, still the same problems it had last time I checked it.

Me: *closes unfinished fic*

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Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better. (If you want, no pressure). Okay so I was tagged twice so here we go! Tysm @xaosdiscordial and @tumbling-down-hills-and-stuff

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite Color: Red and Blue, but I usually wear red & black with white and grey added to the mix. (Unless it’s RWBY merch, then it’s just whatever color said merch tends to be lmao)

Three Favorite Foods: French fries (especially steak fries), Orange Chicken and Shrimp fried rice

Song stuck in my Head: Rain On Me by Lady Gaga & Ariana Grande

Last song I listened to: Without Me by Eminem

Last thing I googled: Lace Up Boots (was trying to find some that’d look good for one of my friend’s OCs and then some for myself because they’re so cute)

Time: 6:50 PM

Dream trip: Disney World, Los Angeles, & Tokyo.

Anything I really want: I want my immediate family to live as close to each other as possible (my extended family can fuck off with their drama lmao), especially during these hard times. So far I have that with everyone except one of my cousins who moved to Dallas with his mom, which leaves him even further away from us T_T. Idk I also want more friends to chat with irl but that’s just something that I’ll have to work on lol.

Uhh I’m gonna tag @itskarmalone @2confused-2doanything @brokenwordsarehard @quulie @whitetiger1337 @indecisive-mess-named-me @luminousinthedark @phoenix-no @alexandra-the-great-92 @dawnwave16 (If ya don’t wanna take part it’s fine tho, srry for the tag)

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @gemini0410 and @rebel-without-cause-x thanks friends!

Relationship Status: Married to Chibsy in my head. In real life I’m in a relationship - 3 years in September!

Favourite Colour: Orange and Green

Three favourite foods: steak pie, pizza and halloumi 😍

Song stuck in my head: Baby by Justin Bieber 🙄

Last song I listened to: The Greatest - James Blunt

Last thing I googled: Rayman

Time: 1020AM

Dream Trip: Iceland baby

Anything I Really Want: for my family and friends to get whatever they want and stay healthy, yhhh money lol, to meet Tommy Flanagan.

Tagging @agirllovespasta @stardancerluv @cutesiewoojin @hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm @scribbuluswrites @ottosuricato

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i love it when people come and just run through my blog liking all of my posts and reblogging a few because it makes me feel like an owner of a lil shop and someone has come in to compliment all of my wares and occasionally wants to buy a few things and it makes me very happy

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Was anyone gonna tell me Vincent Martella, voice of Phineas Flynn on the Disney Channel original show Phineas and Ferb is on some absolute king shit on his twitter or did i just have to see this amazing series of tweets myself?

There’s more just go fucking look yourself

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lmao

The smash hit of the summer.

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Friends to lovers with meet-cute (okay but that’d be so adorable like woah)

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