Hey! I'm Zoe! She/Her! Possibly psychotic. Everyone's best friend. Musical obsessed. Bi as a kite.
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Oldest Child Things
-Frustrated perfectionist
-Never Good Enough
-Works really hard to prove doesn’t care about other people’s opinions
-Cares too much
-Internal/eternal screaming
-Always ends up being the mom friend
-Bossy
-Skittish bundle of nerves or complete lump of oblivion
-Panics when criticized
-Unhealthy coping mechanisms
-0 or 100 all the time, no inbetween
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Reblog if you ship Stucky so we can be best friends ♡
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some guy at the mens bathroom was like oi whatre you doin here and i was like wym im not a girl and he was like aw fuck sorry you just got beautiful features and fist bumped me
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the body diversity for rihanna’s new lingerie line is incredible??? it’s not even just “oh all our models are skinny but we stock everything in plus sizes too don’t worry” or throwing kate upton and ashley graham into the line-up and pretending they’re plus-size lol like they actually have plus-size models as the default pics for a bunch of items? look this is just a random sample
thanks rihanna
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Twilight Saga + Old Hollywood
Edward -> Alain Delon
Jasper -> James Dean
Carlisle -> Robert Redford
Emmett -> Marlon Brando
Bella -> Katharine Hepburn
Esme -> Ingrid Bergman
Alice -> Audrey Hepburn
Rosalie -> Bridget Bardot
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Sam Wilson asking T’challa the important question.
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Every vagina is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way
Anyone who disagrees can fight me
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Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me
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