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fancy anya and curly save me
+ a rushed redraw
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Years later i will going to proudly tell little kids that i was one of the first fans of mouthwashing
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what U guys need to understand about me is that i think with my clit and also i have a poet’s soul
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Every single one of my fictional crushes would be covered in bite marks btw. I’d have to be muzzled 70% of the time bc biting is my love language. I’d be such a fucking menace. Especially the more muscular ones they literally have built in chew toys
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TIME TRAVEL PART 2
Part 01, Part 02
I have a script for how this, I can't waittt to post the next part!!
Jimmy is going to be fun(terrifying) to work with. Also, imagine having to try to talk after been stuck without lips, face, hearing and everything for months-
AND having to deal with the fact that you fucked up bad
Anyway I'll go back to drawing the next part, bye
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"Girls like it when men ignore em"
LIEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
I WANT THAT MAN OBSESSED WITH ME
I WANT HIM THINKING ABOUT ME LIKE A PRAYER, EVERY BREATH, EVERY MOVE, EVERY CHOICE HE MAKES ANCHORED TO ME. I WANT HIM LOSING SLEEP BECAUSE THE IDEA OF ME IS TOO LOUD IN HIS HEAD TO LET HIM REST. I WANT HIM TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS—LIKE THE WORLD COULD BURN TO ASHES AROUND US AND HE WOULDN’T CARE AS LONG AS I’M STILL STANDING THERE.
I WANT HIM TO SPEAK MY NAME LIKE IT’S SACRED, TO LOOK AT ME LIKE I HOLD THE UNIVERSE IN MY HANDS. TO BE HAUNTED BY THE SOUND OF MY LAUGH, THE TRACE OF MY SCENT ON HIS SKIN, THE MEMORY OF MY TOUCH. I WANT HIS OBSESSION TO BORDER ON MADNESS, TO FEEL ME IN EVERY PART OF HIM LIKE A HUNGER HE CAN’T EVER SATISFY.
I WANT TO BE HIS FIRST THOUGHT
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men don't even stitch up 8ft amalgamations of corpses anymore in hopes of creating new and perfect life within their dormitory anymore. due to woke
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Curly's Reaction To That Information
Bonus comment I found funny:
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Jason: When I die again, my tombstone won’t say RIP, it will say VIP.
Tim: That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Jason: Yeah, the throne.
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Hey mouthwashing peeps.
Y’know how Anya stole and hid the gun when she realized she was pregnant? Straight up refused to tell Curly where it was bc she didn’t want Jimmy to know where it was and get a hold of it if/when he found out?
Remember how Jimmy stormed out of the med bay when Anya told him and Curly went to find him?
Remember where Curly found him?
He was outside of the cockpit doors.
He was either on his way to the utility cabinet to get the gun or already searched it and was about to go look for it when Curly found him.
So he knew the gun was gone and that Swansea had the axe, meaning the only two weapons on the ship were out of his reach.
He crashed the ship *after* he realized he couldn’t just kill Anya, he had to kill the whole crew. We know he crashed the ship so he wouldn’t deal with the repercussions of his actions, but holy shit.
Anya was scared he’d go ballistic and she was fucking right.
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the audacity of the official dc account to even post this 😭
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i fuck toji in the ass with my pink 16 inch strap… he’s no better than anyone, pathetic.
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I love this fictional man more than some people love their actual partners
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i think curly would be a vegetarian after all that tragedy n self-cannibalism shi
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