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A true professional

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Mouthwashing fans need to fucking hear this because I'm so fucking tired of yall being assholes acting like your opinion is the only correct one.

It's okay for fans to make an alternate universe where Jimmy doesn't exist or where Curly did something and helped Anya, and it's okay to ship them in that context!

It's okay for fans to explore if Anya would have had a child of her own in the future if Jimmy never existed!

It's okay for fans to like Jimmy and Curly because they're both amazing characters that are really well written and designed!

It's okay for fans to also hate those characters!

It's okay for fans to explore different scenarios of what could have been or what could have happened if someone chose to do something different!

It's called being in a fucking Fandom, get with the program!

Don't tell me I missed the point of the game, I didn't!

Someone can explore different things while also being aware of the games themes!

I literally am writing a coffee shop au of Mouthwashing where Curly and Anya are dating and Jimmy is dead (he got drunk and tried to fight a group of raccoons).

It's not that deep!

Also, if the fucking developers are okay with people making curlya fanart, than it's fucking fine!

Don't act like you know the developers because you fucking don't, some of you need to shut up.

Just because you have access to the internet and see a comment section on a post you don't like, doesn't mean you need to express your fucking opinion especially when it isn't wanted.

Grow up and go outside!

Yes this is about the whole @joetastic2739 thing on Twitter and in some of their comments.

I also just love their art and their curlya stuff.

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jason todd is never going to admit that he is an extremely jealous man. that’d scare you off and he knows it. but he cant help that his left eye twitches when your friend calls you. he hears a deep voice on the line and he just stares.

its not that he doesnt trust you, but he does fear the day that you realize he isnt enough for you. too damaged, too brooding, too mean. it all boils down to not wanting to be replaced.

the jealousy calms down (slightly) when you turn to him with an smile and roll your eyes playfully. “drama queen!” you mouth while pointing at your phone. jason chuckles silently and lays his head in your lap, studying you while you speak.

your hands instinctively move to comb through his hair, finding your own comfort in the movement. his feelings are well hidden, he thinks. but you can see it in his eyes. the pretty blue orbs cloud over, wheels turning behind them at a speed you couldn’t match.

when your friend finally hangs up, you set your phone to the side and cup his cheeks with both hands. “y’okay?” he grumbled as his arms snaked around your waist. “nothin’ you gotta worry about.” there it was. “i’m your girlfriend, that’s like the whole point.”

if he was honest with you, you may run. hide from him somewhere he’d never pull you back out of. he couldn’t lose this, lose you. after years he’s finally found something to feel safe in- someone. but he couldn’t keep pushing you. he could see it in your eyes any time he swept his own feelings under the rug and locked you out of his mind.

he huffed, pausing for a moment before finally opening up with a mumble. “i dont like sharin’… just wanna keep y’to myself.” you hum and nod, waiting for him to continue. “‘s hard. everyone loves you, everyone wants your attention. just wanna keep you in my pocket.”

he scans over you, waiting for the snap- for you to get up and run. it doesn’t come. you kiss his forehead and shoot him a comforting smile.“thank you for telling me that, baby… am i doing enough for you?” it was just like you to start trying to fix it for the both of you. what else was he supposed to expect from you other than kindness?

“you’re doin’ enough, don’t worry about that, it’s just…” he drones off, not sure how to explain it. your finger taps his forehead gently. “all up here?” he nods once. “y’aren’t the only one who gets jealous, jayce.”

“it’s different.” he pouts, its adorable. “you… you’re not-” your hands cup his cheeks, forcing him to look up at you. “gonna stop you there. isnt different, and you don’t get to keep playing the ‘you aren’t broken’ card. you’re allowed to feel jealous and not feel like a monster.” he gives you a silent nod, still moping. “should i feel like a monster every time some girl looks at you while we’re out?” that was the first time you’ve admitted it, and honestly? you’d prefer he got cocky over you being jealous. he shook his head. “when it comes to us, if you wouldn’t be pissed at me doing it, don’t be pissed at yourself.”

there was a long road ahead, but he’s worth it. he’s worth it all.

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lps!! specifically very colorful ones :P

Very colourful Lps

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First sort of NSFW blurb? Idk. I've got some requests to work through but I'm going to try to get them done tomorrow.

Does anyone else like the idea of tender sex with Jason Todd? Like, him when he isn't really desperate for release as much as he's desperate to just feel you for as long as possible so after a long day he's COMPLETELY pressed against you as much as physically possible—like arms around you, squeezing until they're numb, hips flushed to yours, not even snapping in or out, just staying buried in you until you complain you need more, face pressed your neck until he thinks he'll suffocate while pressing kiss after kiss to your skin without pulling back so much as an inch to do it, just trying to get even closer. Even feeling your heart beating against his isn't enough, he still wants to be even closer.

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Fuck it, fancast for mouthwashing

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i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telepathy/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit

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how I think the batboys would dress ♡

all photo credit goes to the original posters on Pinterest and insta. Please let me know if I should remove a certain photo.

Dick:

Tim:

Jason:

remember to stay hydrated !

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yes mom my comfort character is a traumatized man

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PATTY MULLEN as ELIZABETH SHELLEY FRANKENHOOKER (1990) dir. Frank Henenlotter

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Girls when the monster haunting them represents their struggle to maintain lasting relationships and steals their body and life away

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Jason is that one unemployed sibling who texts you weird shit at 3:27 pm on a Tuesday.

Like, Dick, sweating his ass off in his police uniform getting a text from Jason, which btw, extremely rare- and it's just a Twin tomato (two tomatoes grown as one ykwim) and captioned w "ur ass"

or Tim is in the middle of his board meeting and he gets an email from Red Hood and hes like stressing out chcking it only to find a pic of his apartment's kitchen's pantry asking "why dont you have salt?"

and then damian coming back from school to see his phone full of texts from Jason and it's all pics of ugly animals and every pic is captioned with "u" "u again" "wow u"

Bruce getting a morse code going "check phone" and it's a video of Jason flying away on an alien helicopter contraption with Roy yelling after him asking him to get down and jason saying he doesnt know how this shit works.

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curly and anya .jpg

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swap the fancy up

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She did it fellas. after 11 long traumatizing vols, she finally did it!