zoeharlen

[zoeharlen]

I dearly wish that people would view their bodies as they view flowers…

Veins everywhere?

gorgeous~

Skin patches? Birthmarks?

hella rad~

Scars? Stretch marks?

beautiful~

Freckles? Moles? Acne scars?

heckie yeah~

Large? Curvy?

lovely~

Small? Thin?

charming~

Missing a few pieces?

handsome as ever~

Feel like you just look weird?

you’re fantastic looking~

[zoeharlen]

No but think about it: clothes is for sure the most logically and financially viable option. Even if you ate at the most expensive restaurants and cafes, even if you got a professional chef to cook for you every single day, by definition it's all gone by the end of the year. You have to eat the food to get it for free, so you can't keep it or sell it or do anything more with it once the year is done. You've had a hell of a foodie experience (and probably have diabetes), but it's over. Clothes though, clothes you keep. There's no limit to how large a wardrobe you have, no limit to how expensive the new clothing is. So you'd simply buy the fanciest, most posh label clothing you could, hoard it all for the year, and at the end of it, keep only what you want and sell the rest. You could probably find a single leather jacket that would fetch the same price as what you'd pay to eat wherever you want for a whole year, depending on who made it/what it was made from. If you picked clothes, not only would you have a killer wardrobe with enough back-ups to last you forever, you'd have enough money from what you sold to eat whatever and wherever you wanted for the rest of your life anyway!

would you rather eat for free for a year or get new clothes for free for a year? 

[zoeharlen]

im fuckin hilarious tbh

[zoeharlen]

[zoeharlen]

[zoeharlen]

me: I’m a non-binary girl.

friend: okay but you still have a man’s body

me: you’re right we should probably bury this dead guy instead of talking about gender

friend: i’ll get the shovels

[zoeharlen]

[zoeharlen]

"honkhonkhonkhonkhONKHONKHONKHONK ... HONK HONK"

THE NOISE IT MAKES

[zoeharlen]

Looks like @haydenrodgers was right - who’d’ve thunk I’d be a Gryffindorian?

(via Pottermore - Hogwarts houses: Gryffindor)

[zoeharlen]

Omg..

[zoeharlen]

[zoeharlen]

[zoeharlen]

The New Trio according to tumblr.

[zoeharlen]

[zoeharlen]

the more I think about my past self the more I

[zoeharlen]

[zoeharlen]