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Logan: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Wade: Whats wrong with "sticky nut juice?"

Logan: Everything! Every fucking thing!

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost

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You guys give Logan animal traits, give them to Laura too cowards. Like, hear me out,,,,Laura with the zoomies.

And bc I'm a sucker for some Wade and Laura family bonding, make Laura beg Wade to go on a run or train with her. Hell, maybe she gets to feel like a kid while she and Wade play tag to burn off energy.

GIVE LAURA THE ZOOMIES COWARDS

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Anyone else's only way of falling asleep is to make up fake scenarios of fictional characters in your head?

Like, I don't even insert myself, I'm just writing movies and shows in my head at this point.

Tonight's episode, Wade and Logan, tomorrow's? Who the fuck knows!

(Seriously. I just write fanfiction of Wade and logan in my head to fall asleep. It's concerning, I know.)

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Wade: Talk dirty to me~

Logan: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Wade: Wha-

Logan: The economy is in shambles.

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It's attention whore hours guyss

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Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

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Johnny likes to live dangerously for fun

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hc that logan tosses n turns a lot in his sleep so his hair just molds into one big shape lol

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wade: this wolverine is from a different universe

ao3 writers: where secondary genders exist

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being an artist and revisiting media you liked when you were 11 is like. oh ok. this shaped my sense of humor and the way I write characters and the way I pace narratives and the tropes I'm drawn to. and I vastly underestimated how much of an impact it had on me because I literally have not thought about it for 15 years. but it was there inside me the whole time. ok. ok cool! c ool

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he's right, they are lost... 🤨

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Origins but Victor is treated like the dog he is and put down by when he was being a little bitch to James.

Wade and James are getting closer to one another James is becoming more comfortable with him. It's all adorable and Wade is down so incredibly bad for this traumatized man with a good heart.

Victor sees this and decided he can't allow it and starts getting violent. Wade warns him to back the hell off but is ignored. Wade gets up but Victor turns on him and suddenly James is there.

They eventually end up killing Victor and James is shaken because despite everything that is his brother.

That night Wade ends up comforting him and James hates to admit it's the safest he's ever felt.

It doesn't take long before they become something more. The others know but don't say anything because what would they say? Both seem happier than they've ever been.

Stryker is clueless on how it happened or what to do now that it has. He was pissed Victor had died but he guess at least he got the best of the two brothers.

The only issue is James seemed harder to manipulate now that he had Wilson whispering in his ear. He just watched as the two of them layed curled up together on a cot. James purring softly while Wilson snored.

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origins poolverine doodle

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Logan's healing factor keeps him alive

Wade's healing factor keeps him not dead, and that is the difference