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swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

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when you die, you walk into the cold unknown hand in hand with a girl you met once when you were five in a hotel pool and her hand is warm.

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To hold her close

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Hmc book fans watching the movie while being unable to just separate them in their head is basically this pic:

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*phone call*

Jason; I’m sorry, Talia. I can’t kill Bruce.

Talia: You asked me yesterday if I could “break Bruce out of the afterlife so I can kill him over and over.”

Jason: Yeah…that would have been fun. But he’s given me an offer I can’t refuse.

Talia: He killed the clown?

Jason: He gave me a first edition Pride and Prejudice book. It says by a lady instead of Jane Austen.

Talia: You are sacrificing months of training and planning for a book?

Jason: I’m weak, Talia. I’m weak.

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the only good purchase i’ve ever made was spending too much money for a cel from this fucking song

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We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

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Hey here's some free Sims games. Don't pay for digital media in this economy.

Sims 1

Sims 2

Sims 3

Sims 4

Here is also all non-PC sims games. As well as links to a variety of emulators:

PS2

PS3

XBOX

XBOX 360

PSP

DS

Wii

GameCube

Game Boy Advance/Other emulator

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Robin (and Batman) by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes

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how it feels to finish an episode of severance, every time

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no spoilers but the end of severance s2e3 sent me charging through bricks and drywall out the exterior of my apartment. i actually traveled three or four blocks with my feet chugging briskly along midair like wile e. coyote. no spoilers but that is what happened physically to me

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OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags. 

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So do I look like him?

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USAmericans, at any point during your schooling, did you decide to stop standing for the pledge

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imagine having an outie who's transitioning u walk into the elevator one day and walk right back out like BAM pussy

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Logan, don’t be an ass and let the man talk? You asked him who he is in the first place not shut up and listen.

Poor boy was so happy to meet other mutants.

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doesnt my job understand i have a blooming fanfiction writing career to work on