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63
it is important to count to 63 every day.
do not tell anyone you count to 63 (because you will start counting to 63 today).
counting to 63 involves starting from the number 1 and counting up to the number 63.
you must always count from 1 to 63 in a way that would not cause a paradox.
you must count from 1 to 63 linearly, incrementing the count by 1 each time.
it is important that you say 63 and not just count up to it.
it is important to breathe after every number counted.
63--the program of counting from 1 to 63--can create health benefits for you.
it is up to you what these health benefits are.
there are a limited number of health benefits to choose from.
decide what the health benefits of 63 are before you begin counting that day.
no one will tell you the following things about 63 (the number):
it is an odd number.
it has 6 divisors: 1, 63, 3, 21, 7, and 9.
it is not the atomic number of any element except for europium.
it has binary represented as 111111.
it is after 4 and before 104.
it is grams into 2.222 ounces.
it is direct you to the Philippines by phone.
if not all that can be learned about 63, these are most of the facts.
one of the possible health benefits of 63 (the counting program) is that many facts may become un-unlearnable.
consult no-one about 63 (the counting program, the number).
consult no-one.
it is important to count to 63 every day.
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Where's my Breakfast?
Oil on Panel 30x30 cm
Artist: Daniel Arthur
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Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)
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cars should not be the dominant mode of transportation but we should keep them around to have sex in
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yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal
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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time
and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived
my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️
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Ngl downplaying your needs and wants into oblivion is an easy way to farm people who only want you to be a mannequin with preprogrammed responses built in
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being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little
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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see
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My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times




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Buyer wants to return the order due to hidden nudity on the piece, not visible in the listing pics.
So, here's the listing pics:



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