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Attention

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How would you die in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete

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right in front of Charlie's leg wound?

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Not everything needs old woman Yuri in it

You're like a terrorist to me

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stand up & meow like a man

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[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

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UNCLE BUCK

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My abuela would eat this up. She loves a good telenovela. Oh, 'cause you don't? Come on, I know you watch 'em with Christopher.

xoxo gossip eddie

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project sekai stamp redraws 😏👍

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#there was absolutely no need for that

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🐺 11/11/21 Happy Scott McCall Day! 🐺

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Remember when I told you that the universe is gonna send a special person your way? Here she is!

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it's you and me

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unironically my favourite tweet ever

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On Friendship.