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i just dont think jack has ever dated a straight person and i think that was intentional on his part

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this panel is the blueprint

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the last thing u see before getting eviscerated at beer pong… might as well give up now

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on any given day i am thinking about post-treatment-traumatized jack zimmerman

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Imagine someone trying to egg jack on, saying bad stuff about his mother and bad bob, watching the hockey game, gets wind of it, his voice booming over the ice like “wHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY WIFE YOU FUCKTRUCK”

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3.10 - Hi, Honey Part II // 3.22 - Cup I - Playoffs

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You didn't think THIS Jack pinup was gonna be the only one I'd do, right? GO UNDER THE CUT TO SEE THE FULL IMAGE

I have plans to do the same with pretty much everyone else on SMH (and maybe outside of the team?) So stay tuned! >:)

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thinking about how if Check Please becomes a TV show, you’re gonna hear the faint trail in of Halo as Jack runs across campus

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me when the fictional male character is a bit of an awkward loser

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haphazardly updating this frog comic!!

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we need more autistic jocks btw. jocks who are obsessive nerds about their sport of choice. jocks who are rigid about their workout routines and obsessed with the math of performance statistics and nutrition and reps. jocks who don't have time for alcohol or misogyny because why are you guys chugging beer and trash talking we need to be TRAINING. guy with no tolerance for homophobia because Teammate Trevor is an integral part of the strategy play who cares who he's dating

more jocks whose sole interest is playing the game to the very best of their ability, and infodumping doing a play-by-play review immediately afterwards at the sports bar while his teammates are trying to just get drunk and decompress

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I’ve seen (and written) NHL!Bitty, but has anyone written NHL!Bitty/Social media manager!Jack?

This is not a Jack who enjoys social media, mind you - just one who is good at it, and so does it as his job, but probably doesn’t even have personal accounts except to post photos. He probably quit hockey entirely after the overdose and got a marketing degree. His least favorite part of his job is going through the personal accounts of the rookies the Falcs are looking at and making lists of things they’ll need to delete when they sign - if he doesn’t make them just delete their account and start fresh.

And now they’re courting this openly gay captain of a team who made it to the frozen four, who is the first rookie he’s had to deal with who actually comes with his own following both on Twitter and YT. Which means Jack only has so much control over any of it - he can tell Bittle to delete things but if he makes him delete too much it’ll get noticed and maybe even set off some kind of Streisand effect, and he can tell Bittle there are things he’s not allowed to post about but he can’t really control the content because again, Bittle’s followers will notice if his style changes.

Jack does not like having so little control over a rookie’s accounts.

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think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK

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I’ve seen (and written) NHL!Bitty, but has anyone written NHL!Bitty/Social media manager!Jack?

This is not a Jack who enjoys social media, mind you - just one who is good at it, and so does it as his job, but probably doesn’t even have personal accounts except to post photos. He probably quit hockey entirely after the overdose and got a marketing degree. His least favorite part of his job is going through the personal accounts of the rookies the Falcs are looking at and making lists of things they’ll need to delete when they sign - if he doesn’t make them just delete their account and start fresh.

And now they’re courting this openly gay captain of a team who made it to the frozen four, who is the first rookie he’s had to deal with who actually comes with his own following both on Twitter and YT. Which means Jack only has so much control over any of it - he can tell Bittle to delete things but if he makes him delete too much it’ll get noticed and maybe even set off some kind of Streisand effect, and he can tell Bittle there are things he’s not allowed to post about but he can’t really control the content because again, Bittle’s followers will notice if his style changes.

Jack does not like having so little control over a rookie’s accounts.

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can’t stop thinking about the haus discourse when cunt becomes a compliment

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I love that the tweets are proof that Jack literally used hockey every chance he got as an excuse to talk to bitty

“We have practice tomorrow. … I took some cool pictures today”

Like you could just start with the second sentence?? I love this disaster of a hockey robot man