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they don't know i developed my personality solely based on richie tozier (they definitely know)

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in the (losers) clurb we all fag

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i miss being 13 on wattpad and getting my ass handed to me because i ship stozier

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bev and stan

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sobbing and crying (thinking about stanley uris)

i need him to come back from the war (have more fanfiction and art about him)

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stanley is the type of guy to place his hand on the waist of the person he is walking with to guide them and richie is the type of guy to get flustered by any touch to his waist

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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

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i know that life isn't a race and that everyone does things on their own schedule and that i shouldn't compare myself to other people who haven't lived the same life that i have and overcome the same obstacles i have. BUT

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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

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me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

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peter parker & always accidentally calling tony "dad"

peter: dad- irondad- mr. dad- .... mr. stark

tony:

peter:

tony: yes, son?

alternatively, he only uses it when he is literally going to die

*in battle, tony has lost track of peter when he suddenly hears DAD screamed from across the field*

*que tony rushing over to find a bruised & bloody peter gripping on to his dad for dear life*

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My current favorite hobby is to make my own incorrect marvel quotes cause I think I'm so fucking funny

Here are some of my favorites :)

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After a rough mission

Steve: whew! well that was crazy! I definitely need a smoke after that. Anyone got a cigarette I can bum off them?

Sam: uh Steve? aren't you asthmatic?

Steve: I mean I was? but what does that matter?

Bruce: cause cigarettes have been known to cause asthma...

Steve, who was prescribed cigarettes specifically to TREAT his asthma: What

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Tony: Hey Steve. what'cha reading there?

Steve: Oh! it's this short horror story called I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. It's about this AI that gains consciousness and sets out to destroy humanity.

Natasha: sounds right up your ally Tony

Tony: That's not funny 😐

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Tony: Now I do believe that capitalism can work-

Steve, who literally grew up during the Great Depression: I don't. It has done nothing but fuck us over and is the disease at the core of America.

Interviewer, taking notes: "Captain America is a communist" got it.

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Tony: hey kid! what're your plans for Christmas?

Peter: Uh me and Aunt May don't really celebrate for Christmas

Tony: WHAT!? WHO WOULD EVER DEPRIVE A CHILD OF THE SWEET JOYS AND WONDERS OF CHRISTMAS???

Peter: Mr. Stark...I'm Jewish.

Tony:...oh

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Steve: Hey Peter! Hey Ned!

Ned: omg Captain America knows my name!

Peter: Ned, you have dinner with us. Every Friday. Of course he knows your name.

Ned:...I know but it's still CRAZY

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Tony: Peter. You must learn the consequences of your actions therefore I have no choice but to punish you. You aren't allowed in the labs for a month.

Peter: OH SO YOU WANT ME TO KILL MYSELF

Tony: PETER

Peter: NO NO I SEE HOW IT IS YOU HATE ME AND WANT ME DEAD

Tony: PETER YOU RECREATED A LIGHTSABER AND SLICED THE COUCH INTO TWENTY PIECES

Peter: GOD I CAN'T DO ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE

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Tony: Kid WHY and HOW do you know how to use a gun???

Peter:...I play a lot of call of duty?

Tony: this is the closest i have ever been to wanting to punt a child

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Steve: Jesus Tony stop being such a cunt!

Tony: 😦

Peter: ATE

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Bucky: Peter...do you think i'm gay?

Peter:....you are wearing a rupaul muscle tee

Bucky:...you didn't answer my question :(

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Interviewer: What are your thoughts on immigration?

Steve: my parents were immigrants...what do you think my thoughts are?

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god i missed reading fanfic so much it feels like i've been missing out on living

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the modern equivalent of “he’s actually frankestein’s monster not frankenstein” is “that’s not jigsaw that’s billy the puppet”

(i’m both of these people)

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in my version of stozier as a rule to being best friends they still nitpick and make fun about everything the other does while richie worships the ground stanley walks on in his every passing thought and action and stanley is just smitten by how stupid richie is

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