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That moment when Agatha’s Tarot Card followed her through her entire life.
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Agatha *5 mins after Billy tried to kill her*: Credit where credit is due that was a total slay. Never let anyone tell you murder is wrong, Kid. Now come with auntie Agnes, we’re getting Toby back.
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In another universe 16 year old Billy Maximoff calls his aunt Agatha completely wasted at 3am because he needs a ride home from the random field he ended up in, and yeah maybe she does spend the entire 40min drive home making fun of him but she also doesn’t hesitate to pick him up in the first place and that’s really what matters here
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nothing funnier than a teen superhero walking away from the end of a battle in his sick new getup, absolutely devastated, and then getting in his subaru and driving home
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she fucked the grim reaper, she made a baby from scratch, she's a con artist and a scammer, she blew up the hindenburg, she sank the titanic, she served cunt, she's annoying and mean, she's traumatized, she's thee jolene, situationship so bad she's gaining custody of twins in the afterlife, she's even a lesbian!! agatha harkness most character of all time
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Agatha mentoring Billy is going to be like "Yeah I'm a super VILLAIN and you want to be a super HERO so I'm just going to teach you what I know and hopefully it translates over somehow. Anyway, lesson one: Always have a cloak or dress or something to flow behind you dramatically."
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it's so beautiful finding out that the ballad of the witches' road began between agatha and nicholas and their bond, and earlier on we find out that lorna wu created her version in order to protect alice I AM ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED.
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I love that Agatha was like “you are so much like your mother, you guys have the same tell” and by that she means unconsciously shaping reality to their whim
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Somewhere along the way, I became emotionally attached to a loner lesbian witch killer with a lifetime of trauma and her drop-dead gorgeous earthy ex who bent the rules of the natural world just to give her love more time with their son.
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"This walk with another woman's son on a road that doesn't exist."
Are we really suprised that Rio crashed out at the end? Not only did Agatha reject her once again and say she never wanted to see her again. Rio was jealous as fuck about her care for Wanda's son when she's a single mom in the afterlife raising Nicky because Agatha's avoiding them both.
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Spider man 4 hasnt even come out yet and im already DELIGHTED by the prospect of Peter haunting his own narrative. Not only peter haunting the narrative. but the ENTIRE NARRITIVE being driven by ghosts. There isnt a single part of Peters story now which isnt in some way associated with loss. Except the suit. So im hoping we get the backstory of exactly why peter started being Spider-Man (aka. need some young!peter flashbacks of him losing his parents and such. with delightful parallels with everything else he has lost)
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back in my parkner era (never really left)
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what do the 4 people who always like my posts want for christmas
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Me trying to figure out if I’m the weird one for rooting for Agatha while people are hyping up teen for throwing her in the mud
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