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"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

— Franz Kafka, from letters to his father

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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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nobody understands my craft

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average boomer song is like what if two people cheated on each other through the newspaper but it was with each other cutestyle

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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based purely on anecdotal evidence from the 10 or so people I hang out with the most, I have put together a hypothesis

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Just a hint, here: it should be the one who *won’t* be undergoing major surgery and will be fine within, like, a day.

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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I think the hardest part about addressing child abuse is getting people to acknowledge, not just intellectually but actually responding accordingly, is that the biggest threat to children, the biggest risk of abuse, is family and parents.

it is of course most often parents who are crowing about needing to protect children (often against far smaller threats than family), and pointing out that they are, statistically, the biggest threat to their kids is not gonna be received well.

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Omg today is beat the meatles anniversary #herstory

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did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

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One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him