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please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour
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the word horny is so …. like…. mood killing “oh babe im so HORNy” like nope sorry susan u killed it.
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me: i need to save money
me: (gets paycheck)
me:
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me talking to my family about social issues
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on this site you either gotta be real attractive, naked or a ignorant mf to get asks on dis bitch, other than that its just you & yo blog nigga
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I'm burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday
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Like I'm a just sit there the entire time and act like I'm chilling. Hahahahahahahaha okay.
"That" family really invited my family to this party and my parents are going because my little brother loves these kids....
There’s no getting away from any of it. Anddddd now my life is ruined. Bye
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