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dreamt that i got shot in the throat by a bus driver because i crossed the street. i was then yelling for help and telling everyone that the bus driver shot me in the throat and everyone just thought i was being really annoying about like 'you keep bringing that up, shut up about being shot in the throat'
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I remember when the Bush Administration tried to push for the legal definition of "marriage" as between a man and a woman. He failed, because the American people don't want that. If this were China, he wouldn't have needed to try because they defined it that way in 1980.
Point is: we have homophobic people in the US and things are bad, for sure. Even when those people are in charge of the government here, they still don't wield absolute power. Why? Because, for all the flaws here, our rights are acknowledged in ways that the Chinese peoples' rights are not.
it constantly melts my brain that there is a disturbingly large segment of usamericans who consider themselves “progressive” and yet whatever part of their brain that’s capable of critical thinking turns off as soon as someone blames any issue on russia or china or north korea. they’ll hear “movies don’t have gay people in them because of China” and think yeah that makes sense, they’re so regressive and authoritarian. it’s a good thing we don’t have any authoritarians who hate gay people in this country
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If you spend $4k on a gaming rig, your opinion literally does not matter to the industry. They know you'll buy anything at any price.
My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
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Getting caught kissing and smoking under the bleachers
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video game: CAPITALISM BAD. FASCISM BAD. KILL NAZIS.
gamers: this is what video games should be; apolitical fun.
video game: here’s a black character
gamers: the bastards… they finally did it… politics finally killed video games.
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I draw porn but not any of that sick nasty perverted sicko misogynist fetish porn made by and for disgusting sicknasty pervert men my porn is so cute and wholesome and feminist and queer and liberated trust me it's not even porn it's erotica my erotica is a pure honest true expression of human passions and emotions and the pure chaste passions of feminist lesbian wombyns trust me you'll love it it's so liberating see for yourself *hands you a drawing of Snufkin sucking his own penis*
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