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🌸 — JIN LAN / 「 daichiidgurvan 」:

“Because you do dumb shit all the time? How am I supposed to know that you didn’t start the fire? You’re part dragon after all.”

         “I am a dragon with CLASS. I do high-quality dumb shit! Not setting fire to things out of boredom!”

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🌸 — JIN LAN / 「 daichiidgurvan 」:

“Why do I not believe you?”

        GASP. “My own flesh and blood...my BABY BROTHER...doesn’t believe me...bro, how could you? I am innocent!”

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         “You know, some men just live to see the world burn...”

         “But not me, I totally did NOT start this fire, m’putting it OUT.”

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“Though I’m not the type to brag,

This charade is in the bag,

And reality’s a drag.

Keep ‘em guessing!”

Keep 'Em Guessing (Mulan)

Composed and sung by Matthew Wilder, this was originally supposed to be Mushu’s introductory song. However, this song was scrapped when it was decided that Eddie Murphy could sell the character and the personality without the song.

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I would’ve been proud as hell if my daughter crossed all those kids up 👏🏽👏🏽

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this is beyond incredible

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“Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten”

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— requested by manbunjon

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daichiidgurvan:

“Maybe. But we got away with it for now so that’s what matters. Suspicious looking teacher or not.”

          “Alright, I trust you...we should be a little more careful next time though, just in case. ”

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” ~@zhanshii-he-long (Lonnie at Ping)

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“Why wouldn’t she? We’re excellent liars. I’d definitely believe that elves with swords broke the window!”

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          “Right? But there was something suspicious about the way she looked while we told her. I dunno, maybe I’m worrying too much?”

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” ~@zhanshii-he-long (Lonnie at Ping)

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“Why wouldn’t she? We’re excellent liars. I’d definitely believe that elves with swords broke the window!”

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     My, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one’s late.           But I’ll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all.

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Send my muse "So, what do I have to do to get a kiss from someone like you?"

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呼葱觅蒜

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hey you know that trope where a guy ends up being destined to do some great task that a woman spent her whole life preparing for and she must train him until he surpasses her and he eventually beats her while sparring and theres sexual tension?

mulan is that dynamic but reversed

thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie