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Evillious arcs/mothy + tumblr text posts

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this 50′s hungarian comic strip I’d never heard of until now is so damn cute for something that also gets so horny

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the greatest skill a woman can learn for herself is self reliance

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friendly reminder that when brushing your teeth, you should floss first, then use mouthwash, then actually brush your teeth

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coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

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This story is TOO wild....

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my baby kitty is cute

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Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

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(Source)

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god bless the woman that chases nobody, needs no validation & minds her own.

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like,,,i dont even want to be filthy rich with two mansions and three houses in three different countries and a private plane thats just egocentrical i just want to eat good fresh food, have a small apartment in a lovely city and the stability to travel thats all i want

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Don't get mad, just get prettier.

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