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My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

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tag yourself!

lip gloss- good at arguing, sings a lot when alone, likes attention, gets tired easily, provides good hugs, midnight conversations, really supportive & accepting

eyeliner- chill but gets stressed often, likes writing & drawing, makes a lot of small but dumb mistakes, wants to travel around the world, has underrated humor

blush- spends a lot of money, loves empty cafés, talks too much, cute earrings and pink aesthetics, the psychologist friend, confident but insecure at the same time

chapstick- uses emojis ironically, hella social anxiety, says they’re bad at art but they’re probably not, peach soft drinks, the reasonable friend

mascara- bullet journaling, gets injured a lot, intimidating but is actually soft ™, strawberry milk, screwed up sleep schedule, odd humor

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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manic pixie dream girl: aries, saggitarius, virgo, libra

apathetic goblin delusion woman: gemini, leo, aquarius, scorpio

emotional nymph hallucination lady: pisces, taurus, capricorn, cancer

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Really Useful Life Hacks

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reblog the four leaf clover Pikachu for abundant luck! if you don’t reblog him, that’s okay too - he still wishes the best for you~

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fuck i just had the best idea

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psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

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Actor Stefan Karl Stefansson, a.k.a. Robbie Rotten has passed away...

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Rest in peace, Stefan. You’ll always be our Number 1.

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Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

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spotify will match you up with the queer eye guy your taste is most similar to

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think