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The great ancestor lived.
It continued to. Alive. Breathing. Untouchable, in an sense.
As it breathed, so did the rest of its children.
One day, a child many generations down came to the great ancestor.
"Please," it asked. "my parents have died. I cannot find them."
"Fear not," the great ancestor replied, and happily took the orphan child as its own child. "The great ancestor accepts all."
And as time passed, the child went on to do amazing things. It grew and worked and had its moments - some good, some bad.
But eventually, its time had come. The great ancestor knew.
And the child knew. The great ancestor required order, after all. The world of the great ancestor, and all of its children, only had so much to go around. The great ancestor required order, to ensure the world would continue to breathe as long as it did.
And so the child fell into a deep slumber, before it stopped breathing itself, and, in the blink of an eye, dissolved into nothingness.
The great ancestor continued to live. And it breathed. And so did the rest of its children.
This is a story about UNIX lmao
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Shit i just realized that this was the wrong post to reblog to
You've been chosen as this decade's sacrifice to the Forest God. Everyone believes the sacrifices are simply eaten. You learned the truth—and know why no one wants to return to the village.
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*CLONG*
You've been chosen as this decade's sacrifice to the Forest God. Everyone believes the sacrifices are simply eaten. You learned the truth—and know why no one wants to return to the village.
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Hey guys, you know about the Same Energy website right? has someone made a post about that? Cuz otherwise im gonna sing its praises to high heaven for its artistic references
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This is a certified "real 😔" moment
no! medicine will kill the patient. it needs something forced into its mouth sloppystyle or she will die
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A young rat stands alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2006, is the day he is banging out the tunes.
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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!
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CS is such a fun major because a child can kill their parent and their grandparent will adopt them
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No, actually, I don't think my indoor cat would be happier if he could free-roam. For one thing, the feather-toys inside have never died on him mid-playtime, and I feel like that might be a disappointment
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
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