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Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

Whoever uploaded this before blocked me so I’m just reuploading it here so I can have it on my blog. 

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Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

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I’m a big nerd and I made these maps with all the locations.

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i drew this months ago but whatever. the golden deer have a running gag of betting child naming rights and u cant convince me otherwise

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byleth twins AU: Beresu(F!Byleth) calls Bereto(M!Byleth) “bebe” when they were younger.

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Artist  Jon Foreman Arranges Stones In Stunning Patterns On The Beach, Finds It Very Therapeutic

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I’ve given up on Inktober so have this pencil sketch of Edelgard instead

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It looks like they’re planning an Evil plot, but they’re just eatting☆

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y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

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Okay so, I just got through the first part of Three Houses, up to and including the Time-Skip , so, allow me to summarize my experience thus far…

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Rhea: The Goddess is a divine being, a creature of pure light and grace.

Ignatz: She’s the most beautiful being there is. She must be!

Marianne: She is forgiveness and love incarnate.

Sothis, rolling up to Byleth’s consciousness at 3AM: What up bro, we outta Oreos again.

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Random Mercenary: Captain Jeralt! Theres some kids out here asking for help!

Edelgard, bathed in red light and surrounded by roses: Greetings

Dimitri, radiating strength and beauty: Salutations.

Claude, absolutely oozing rakish charm: Hey there.

Byleth: *internal bisexual panic*

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Student: *dies*

Byleth: It’s rewind time.

*reverses time and saves them*

Student: You’re a tactical genius!

Byleth: Cha-cha real smooth.

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Rhea: can teach you Brawling*

Rhea: Goddess have mercy on this ass I’m about to destroy.

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Dimitri: Join the Blue Lions! We have cute boys.

Edelgard: Join the Black Eagles! We have cute girls.

Claude: Join the Golden Deer! We have the Found Family Trope.

Byleth: *Immediately joins Golden Deer*

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Byleth: Dad, am I interrupting anything important?

Jeralt: Impossible. I’m working for the Church of Seiros.

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Byleth, clapping his hand to either side of Bernadetta’s face: WHAT ARE YOU!

Bernadetta: A- an idiot san-

Byleth: NO! WHAT ARE YOU REALLY?!

Bernadetta: A t-t-treasure?

Byleth: YES!

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Raphael: Buddy!

Ignatz: B-but, your parents! They died be-

Raphael, crushing him into a massive hug: NO SADNESS! ONLY FRIENDSHIP!

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Death Knight: BEHOLD, MORTALS, FOR I AM YOUR DESTRUCTION. I AM YOUR… DEATH.

Byleth: *pats Lysitheia on the head* Sic ‘em.

Death Knight: *girlish shriek of terror*

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*After the Time-skip*

Edelgard: I’m emo now and fuck the Church.

Dimitri: I’m feral now and fuck Edelgard.

Claude: BEST BUDDY! *flying hug tackles Byleth* Wanna help me end racism!?

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And more to come.

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Costume. Chitons.

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WELL that’s one way to get inside

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Dog begs for kitty kisses, and he gets them! ♥️

(via Shanna99)

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I like how ridiculously fast you can run in the monastery but surely it would be strange to the others around you? XD

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If you Fall, I will Carry you. 

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Listen, I can’t be the only one who had flashbacks to botw

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Rhea: Welcome to the “Fuck Edelgard” club, where we say “fuck you” to the wicked Adrestian Emperor, Edelgard von Hresvelg. But before we start, a word from our newest member.

Byleth, sweating: So I may have misunderstood