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zephyrinethedruid · 2 years ago
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Dude who tf are you
Dude who tf are any of us
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zephyrinethedruid · 2 years ago
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Favourite Completed Lucemond Fics Ⅰ
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Fire on Fire By Kataly_Malfoy
The death of Lucerys haunted Aemond forever before salvation came to free him
Sons of the Sea and Fire by WalaLang
The old gods of Valyria, seeing that the dance of the dragon started the downfall and, ultimately, the extinction of their children, decided to change everything. And because everything started with Lucerys, they used him to fix everything. He clearly did not anticipate the outcome. Or Luke was stuck in a time loop until he fixed everything.
doomed (one day, I'll watch as you're leaving) by dovesonthesea
He doesn’t know if he’s still hallucinating his nephew or if it's his ghost haunting him. Or, Aemond sees Lucerys everywhere after he dies in Storm's End.
Defenestration by lockandkey
Lord Borros Baratheon invites Lucerys to stay the evening, instead of leaving Storm's End. He has Lucerys and Aemond placed in different rooms, on different ends of his castle. But something starts to feel wrong, everything isn't what it seems. Lucerys discovers that Lord Borros is planning on having both Aemond and him killed, as well as Arrax and Vhagar. They'll have to escape Storm's End if they want to survive.
Tender is the night by wesnenski
Lucerys wears Velaryon silver to the wedding. Aemond watches in silence as Jacaerys escorts him down the aisle, Luke’s sea-green maiden’s cloak drifting behind them. This is a ceremony for two princes, but there had been no argument as to who should take the bride’s place by tradition. Aemond is taking Luke under his protection in the most literal sense. Making him a Targaryen at last. Luke keeps his face carefully blank as Aemond sweeps his own red-and-black cloak over his shoulders—as they both say the words that will bind them together for life—but there is a shyness there that he cannot conceal; a plain, youthful nervousness for the night ahead. A wedding is one thing. A bedding is another.
'Tis the Season by Avonne
When Lylian's creepy boss reveals he has a plus one for the company Christmas party, the whole office is abuzz with theories.
House of dreams by sasha_bo | Dark Content Warning |
It started four nights after Storms End. In both dreams and in life, Aemond is haunted by his nephew.
The Annoying Freshman by iezzern
Jeyne Blount has her goal set since her first year: Aemond Targaryen was going to be her boyfriend. This year, she's actually going to win him - only, there is a very annoying freshman that is getting in her way...
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Half the Light of the World by Ann_arien
If I could give you my living eye in place of that terrible stone, I would pluck it out myself and give you back all the light of the world. But I cannot. All that is left to me is to share your darkness. In which Lucerys Velaryon does not leave Storm's End to fly into the jaws of death, but turns around and faces his nemesis with courage and madness even greater than Aemond's own.
the horror of seeing your family by halobolts
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Luke's avoided his uncle for years. But at this year's family reunion, Aemond has other plans.
Delusions of a Saviour by sasha_bo
Aegon remembers dying - very painfully and with little dignity. When he awakes to the day his children are born, he is determined to stop the war for the throne and prevent his family from dying (and himself. He is very much invested in not dying again). To do this, he realises he needs to: 1. Stop Lucerys from being a twat and actually show Aemond he is sorry for taking his eye. 2. Stop Aemond from, also, being a twat and actually stop his brother from killing his nephew (and also Aegon himself). Somewhere along the line he becomes a matchmaker, with a little help and guidance from his sister-wife.
i'll be home in spring by monkkeyslut | Zombie Apocalypse AU |
“What’s happening?” Luke whispers, turning his brown eyes back on Aemond. They are nearly black. His cat’s tail curls around his neck like a scarf. Aemond swallows, left hand reaching out, Vhagar’s furred head bumping against it. She settles against his side, and it is muscle memory that allows him to take up her lead, wrapping it once, twice around his hand. “Daeron says it’s the end of the world.” Luke swallows visibly, Adam’s apple bobbing. Aemond can’t tear his gaze from it. “And out there?” The smile Aemond gives him isn’t nice. “That’s what comes after.” Aemond and Luke's road trip through the apocalypse.
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prize by litathesissy | Dark Content Warning |
"I hate you," he says, but there is little venom behind the words. Lucerys is tired, the fight in him gone. Arrax is dead. He is little more than the spoils of war. His mother would weep if she could bear witness to him now. Lucerys survives the battle above Shipbreaker Bay. He is taken as a prisoner instead.
Forest Fire by 13KeithXPidge13 | Mature Content Warning |
Then, that scent slams into him like water crashing onto a beach. /Alpha/. Aemond dodges another attack and swings, striking Ser Criston's mace from his hands and immediately pointing his dagger at his neck. The knight holds up his hands and surrenders. Around them, applause rings throughout the courtyard and Lucerys swallows. It's then that, finally, after staring for so long, Aemond turns around and comes face to face with both siblings. It's eerily silent for a few moments before he grins. "Nephews," He addresses them both but his gaze is solely fixed on /Lucerys/. "Come to train?" [or, Lucerys Velaryon returns to King's Landing to reclaim his birthright. He does not expect things to spiral out of control so quickly. And, it all starts with one Aemond Targaryen.]
not the boy i used to be (but i am close) by spn1dneedit
Lucerys Velaryon is twenty-two, lives on Driftmark, and is dating Aemond. Or at least, that's what they keep telling him. Last he remembers, he was seventeen, in King's Landing, and hated that fucker's guts. A modern amnesia au and my nanowrimo 2022 entry
The Dragon and the Sea Serpent by Ann_arien
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It's been four years since a dragon-war has been narrowly avoided and Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen, the first of her name, has ruled the Seven Kingdoms, keeping the legacy of her father intact. Her large and unruly family dwell in King's Landing, mostly in peace if less so in harmony. With the exception of Lucerys Velaryon, who catches his grandfather's wonder-lust and joins the Sea Snake on one of his grand adventures on the high seas. They are gone for years... until one day, a tall and dangerous-looking rogue finds his way back to the Red Keep. Aemond Targaryen, now living the peaceful life he was never trained for but is thankful for nonetheless, is about to trade peace for something he is even less prepared for.
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Note: As always be sure to thoroughly read the works tags before you begin reading. I tried to put a little warning on those I felt might need it.
*There is some smut, but it's not a prime focus so I went with semi-mature warning.
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zephyrinethedruid · 6 years ago
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Also I highly doubt that Canada didn't have it's own school(s).
jkr doesnt understand anything about america if she thinks the northern and southern states will share the same wizarding school lollll. like the south would have formed its own school anyways after, if not before or during the civil war?
hell east coast and west coast magic has got to be different (european settlers on the east, mexican/hispanic in the whole new mexico, arizona, cali area). 
not to mention historically black wizarding schools would have absolutely been a thing bc african magic survived thru slavery hello??? not to mention under slavery and jim crow laws i highly doubt black children would have been allowed to study with white students. you could even make the assumption that white slavers forbade them for using their magic at all (african magic = dark magic and all that Fun Racism)
underdeveloped and struggling to thrive native american reservation schools of magic in the dakotas? 
texas has to have its own school on its own school. like its just a given fact. TEXAS WIZARDING SCHOOL QUDDITCH (like texas high school football #texasforever)
and obviously you have the elitist new england schools which everyone assumes is the pinnacle of american magic education lol
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zephyrinethedruid · 6 years ago
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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.
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zephyrinethedruid · 6 years ago
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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LOUDER.
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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I didn't add that since there are so many native languages spoken in Canada and it didn't seem right that they'd only teacher one or two. Personally I'd think there would be elective courses that students could take to learn native languages
Canadian School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Headcanon/
Probably somewhere in the territories.
E.g Nunavut, Northwest and the Yukon.
The school is bilingual 
French classes for English speakers and English classes for French speakers are both mandatory for all students throughout the years.
Unlike Ilvermorny and Hogwarts they don’t have ‘houses’ but rather students are separated by year.
Quidditch is played there but a magical version of Lacrosse is more popular.
Teams for each province/territory.
Since they are so far up North it is super cold and kids from the warmer areas of Canada are shocked cause yes it can drop to -50 °  in the winter.
Wizards and Witches in Canada are known for wandless magic since Indigenous people’s style of magic was taught in school.
Some of  herbalists and potion-makers come from Canada, many are Indigenous witches and wizards.
Prejudice when it comes for blood-status isn’t common.
Unlike in Europe, or even the States, blood status isn’t really thought about.
Sure there are known ‘Pure-blood’ families but it isn’t like in Europe.
Squibs still attend school.
There are even special classes for them.
Multiculturalism is a big thing since students are coming from all over the country with different backgrounds.
They hold a fair in the summer before end of term called the ‘Carousel of Cultures’ where everyone shares parts of their cultures.
Since Ilvermorny is close they have tournaments in Quidditch against them a lot and the schools are fiercely competitive.   
To Muggles or No-Maj’s (Both are used cause EMPIRE!) the school looks like a snowy mountain.
Students regularly see the Northern Lights.
Surprisingly no dark wizards come out of Canada.
(( We are too nice))
Unlike American the Canadian Ministry of Magic never banned Marriage between a Wizard/Witch or a Muggle/ No-Maj.
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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If you see this
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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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I have stretch marks.
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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Reblog if you love black cats and don’t think they’re bad luck
Speaking as an owner of a lovely black cat
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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Christians
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waiting for people to call them the “Friends of Pompeii”
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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Reblog for Satan, ignore for Jesus.
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always reblog for Satan
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zephyrinethedruid · 7 years ago
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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
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