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I FIGURED OUT THE BOOPS.

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THROW IT ALL AWAY

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omg I gotta do this.

A boy can dream, can't he?

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

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How the heck does booping work!?

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Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon

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dear god please kill whatever this shit is

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current mantra

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Reblog to give the next person a prize! :D

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I did a post asking about this ages ago, but now that there's polls, I'd like to do another round for this question, since it always has me curious:

Also, I am not including stuff like "I just stay up thinking about things that make me anxious", since this is specifically about things that help you sleep, not things that keep you up!

Just curious how widespread this practice is!

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i like angel hare :)

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How it feels to like a character so much but there's no new art or photos of them so you're just checking the tags like a mad man thinking there's gonna be something

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I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh

Reblogs appreciated lmao

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I say "SEVEN HELLS." like Merlwyb does in that one cutscene where she says it EXTREMELY loudly. I also say "THAL'S BALLS" and "BY THE FURY", here and there I've said "Thank the Twelve/by the Twelve" especially during DnD games (it comes so naturally).

Our friends and I also say "malms" "Yalms" and purposely mispronounce "gaol" as "Ga-OHL"

I've also shouted "REJOICE IN THE GLORY OF COMBAT!!!" and "TWAS A MEMORABLE DANCE INDEED." as well as done the "Hooohahahaha!" laugh.As well as "Sloppeeh" and "WE SHALL GO TOGETHER". The one I shout the most is "A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES."

The thing they don’t tell you about FFXIV is that it does irreparable harm to your speech

Not just the Ye Olde English pronouns, not just thinking “malm” and “onze” are perfectly acceptable terms

It’s the very real and present desire to just go “Piss off, kupo” in the absolute worst moments

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not to be a sap or anything but this particular piece of little mermaid trivia does something to me

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oh shit.