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God remove me from the strongest soldiers list…. take me off the roster
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Soft apples should be sentenced to death. Girl I trusted you
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cup check. take all cups in your home and put them in your room. put them in your bedroom. put all of them in your room where you sleep. put them near your bed where you sleep. all of them
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does anyone know if we have fun tomorrow?
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you will never see me in a hot air balloon fuck offf that is so scary are you kidding? im not getting in there
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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
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