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me asking for attention

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I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

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Built a little cabin by a lake!!

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a cat but they only say slurs

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In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

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guys im so sorry for being inactive my mother accidentally sold me to one direction and theyve been keeping me busy <3

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so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is, the effect doesn’t end when the battle does. like… your pet literally becomes a yellow chia forever. so you could be in there with a really expensive plushie draik or something, a restricted hard-to-get species with a ridiculously expensive color, and suddenly its a chia.

its terrifying, and there have been stories of like, dedicated griefers with millions of neopoints to spend going out of their way to ruin people’s pets. the item has been retired for a while now, so theyre actually in limited supply so people arent really concerned about having chia flour lobbed at their pets anymore…

but it turns out using this illegal neopets site you can just blow 40 bucks on some and really really really really really mess up someone’s day

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Confession: i want shale to peg me with her control rod in the back of a minivan

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if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

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pornbots stopp following me challenge

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When you come back woke

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this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

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So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

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We Censored This Cat’s Penis To Prove A Point