zebanon
A person, maybe
798 posts
certainly someone, definitely not of any importance though. she/her pronouns pls 16 years old.
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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why does everything gotta cost $20
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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The oh so LGBT King Arthur in question:
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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Okay, why the heck did I suddenly gain two dozen followers on Bluesky in the last twenty minutes? What did Elon Musk do this time?
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃
me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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Heads up, tumblr is raising its annual subscription from $39.99 to $69.99 on November 9th, so cancel before then if you don’t want to pay that price.
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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listen here, you outdated meme
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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People skip my escort quest due to my low walk speed and lackluster quest rewards
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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As someone who's had a full course of laser facial hair removal and spent two months recovering from bottom surgery
Waxing rates a meh on the pain scale
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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zebanon · 26 days ago
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what is that thing
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zebanon · 27 days ago
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obsessed with the Ryo Staring At Bocchi's Tits magazine cover
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zebanon · 27 days ago
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Choosing to believe that owning Tumblr just does that to a company. It's like a cursed amulet.
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