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The fujoshevik keeps commissioning socialist realist paintings of sweaty men in factories and cosmonauts holding each other tenderly

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HELP

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*in my lab watching the ooze I synthesized rapidly grow and consume all the scientific instruments* hey can I call you back? haha no it's nothing bad don't worry

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got some kind of disease that makes me draw this one oc of mine as a denizen of the Emperor Timeline from Getter Robo Arc. this is Kenzie she’s the silliest girl in the whole universe. she just wants to do bug war Right Now Immediately

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couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um

it actually is Thursday the 23rd

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ugh I tried to post art and then tumblr ate the fucking post uhghhhhghghh

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we should call it this again

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before and after

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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

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Please help! I will draw art for anyone who donates—just send me an ask with proof of donation!

Hey everyone! My girlfriend Trillian, still needs urgent help, she has 9 days to get the rest of the money needed for rent, otherwise her and her disabled mother could be evicted. Please help us avoid that.

We’re accepting any donations here and here. I’m also offering commissions at my artblog @awhekate! Please help if you can!

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bro i just got advertised the concept of fear 

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"unalive" shouldn't be a euphemism for kill. it should mean whatever the fuck is going on with jaylen hotdogfingers

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that’s a whole man.