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stomach hurts from hunger. stomach hurts from eating. what the hell do yuou want from me you stupid fucking organ

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Beautiful man Ben

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truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage

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that being said. it IS very funny how telling people "i don't care what you, personally, think of me" makes them so upset.

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KIERAN CULKIN & PEDRO PASCAL AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES 2024

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Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

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AYO EDEBIRI wins for Best Performance in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy for The Bear (FX / Hulu) as Sydney Adamu

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no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here

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Doggy parenting

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Did you guys ever see the car that got into an accident with a truck carrying hagfish

Can you even imagine being this person. Imagine you call your insurance and tell them you got in an accident. They ask what happened and you have to tell them your car got fucking hagfished

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i consult the bugs in my stomach before i do anything

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The best boi

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how long do i need to go outside for to fix my mental health. will 5 minutes do it. please say yes

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WE ARE SO BACK!!!!