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Eye-lias Bitchard

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Another sashamichael enjoyer?

I’ve been caught…

YESSS! They’re so-very silly, hahaha. I don’t mind if it’s platonic or romantic, I just need them to be in a room together because it’d be all vibes. Petition to let Michael gnaw on her, just a little.

But to be fair, I don’t mind MOST ships. I still adore Doorkeay, the SashaMichael brainworms have just been getting to me lately XD

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I don’t know what possessed me yesterday. TW, straight people.

You can’t tell me that Michael wouldn’t wreak HAVOC if he got his hands on the institute’s computer.

Scrolling to the VERY bottom of Google, clicking on the shadiest links possible, signing up for every single newsletter he’s offered. That inbox is going to be FULL, and it’s all spam and cat pictures.

I’m also imagining him trying to download shit to make the computer run like Windows Vista, because that’s probably what Shelley was used to when he worked there. Stripping away all of the new stuff, completely fucking up the interface. And out of everything he could possibly do, that pisses Sasha off the most because she literally JUST upgraded everything, seeing as there’s no way any of the old men/honorary old men (singular: Jon) update their own shit.

Maybe he wouldn’t even be able to type with those crazy fingers. He’s just doomed to watching Sasha work, and periodically requesting that she puts on funny cat videos for him.

(Full version of whatever this is)

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Heheeehh silly cryptid. THE BRAIN WORMS. THE BRAIN WORMS ARE BACK (they never left).

What was said to him? Who knows!

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Last night I was laying face down on my balcony clutching the railing and sobbing for 2 hours at nearly 1:00 in the morning, and all I could think about when the panic attack subsided was: “haha, that was so Jon core.”

God fucking damnit.

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I can’t imagine Elias had any good ideas for getting Jon marked by The Slaughter. Like, Melanie appearing was total coincidence, and if that hadn’t happened, then what?

I can’t stop imagining Elias sitting in front of his computer, head in hand, SERIOUSLY considering “should I enlist Jon in the army…?” just super stressed out, trying to weigh the pros and cons of sending his pathetic little archivist straight out onto the front lines.

Coming into Jon’s office one day and just being like “Jonathan, hey, so like, I need you to go to war for me real quick, it’ll just be a sec” ???

It would be SUCH a hard Fear to intentionally mark Jon with, thank god the lesbian made it so much easier.

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I quit? More like eye quit. Hahahahahahahah. Hah.

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Fire lesbian? Fire lesbian.

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NOT THE FUCKING SIMSSS. WHO CHOSE THIS IMAGE???

WHATTT

I randomly decided to get onto The Akinator and see if it could guess some of those archival bastards, and when I tried getting Tim, it guessed godforsaken GIGACHAD.

Alright. I’m done.

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A little Michael for the s🌀ul.

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Saw your art of V and that got me thinking: WOULD V be a smoker? She comes off like someone who'd like alcohol instead, BEER at that. J seems like the cigarette type if anything

It’s funny, I see the opposite, haha!

Robot logistics aside, J radiates the most EXTREME ‘beer dad’ energy. I don’t know why. I just see her FINALLY finishing work at the end of the day and just

Watching the news or something. Maybe some shitty home renovation show. Having a beer. Don’t you dare interrupt her, she’s a hard working woman, she deserves this.

As for V, that drawing was mostly supposed to be vibes. I don’t particularly think she’d do either.

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HEY BITCH I KNOW YOU!!! >x3c

AH, NO YOU DON’T!! 🔫

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Aforementioned friend here, after meeting Helen: DAMN YOU, DAAR.

My heart is shattered. Dragged through the dirt. Stepped on a couple times. Michael’s gay screams still ring in my ears at night while I’m trying to fall asleep.

but at least there’s yet another lesbian in the Archives.

this may be the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn

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@bigshot-circa-1997 Probably something like that.

Yeah.

Very quick comic, because this has been in my head for a while and I just wanted to get it out.

Because like…what if Jude and Mike were best friends?? What if they only jokingly hated each other?? WHAT IF JUDE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS DEAD-

I’m fine.

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Is that a CHALLENGE ⁉️

I might as well just throw some more art up. MY WIFE!!!

I drew this to the song Зеркала by Слот. Not important, but vibes.

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Catption.

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I randomly decided to get onto The Akinator and see if it could guess some of those archival bastards, and when I tried getting Tim, it guessed godforsaken GIGACHAD.

Alright. I’m done.