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a collection of underrated tweets, part 4

(the series)

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im about to test the limits of discord nitro

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Thanks American Girl!

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I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

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Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Austere Academy - part 1

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me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

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this husky is mad because he wants to take a bath but isn’t allowed to

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If I destroy this planet, I destroy the gravity field, the rocket…the rocket loses protection and falls into the black hole…I have to sacrifice Rose.

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Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

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