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Miniscule, Metallic, and Pristine. An Oscars statue has gained sentience.
Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body
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uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!
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Darn tootin'
“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”
“That’s right.”
“At the request of a princess.”
“Right again.”
“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”
“You’re very perceptive.”
“How big is your royal family, again?“
“We don’t have one.”
“But–“
“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“
“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”
“Public sanitation.”
“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”
“We think he’s a little confused.”
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I haven't seen one done with this yet so -
Click here to get a random Wikipedia article. Use the one you get, no repeats!
Feel free to say what you got and what you chose in the tags :)
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Porn with feelings, bullshit science, slime. Greaseboy ascends!!!!
Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.
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It is crem o'clock once more. I just remember bingewatching Community and fancasting Donald Glover and Danny Pudi really hard.
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drawing inspired by one of the tanks at the Shedd Aquarium… arapaima my beloved
day and night version because i’m indecisive!
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"It won't be like that for me," Kaladin said. You told me it would get worse." "It will," Wit said, "but then it will get better. Then it will get worse again. Then better. This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a different thing to say. That is truth. I promise you, Kaladin: You will be warm again."
Brandon Sanderson, The Rhythm of War
In a book series that is a veritable cornucopia of inspirational quotes when you struggle with mental health, this chapter takes the cake, and the cherry on top, and the tablecloths while we're at it.
Poor Kal needs a hug. Or a story. And Horneater stew.





My Procreate watercolour brushes: https://jennydolfenart.gumroad.com/
Prints are coming! =)
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Close enough to Memorial Day that I often get my birthday off, but it's not a big enough holiday to distract from it like Christmas would be for example. Very good birthday timing!
i’m a bit high
i’ve always felt like being born on the first of the month was a lil fun and fancy but then i began to wonder if that’s just how everyone feels about their birthday. so i made a poll about it.
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This keeps him busy for the rest of the night.
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Gale romance BG3



They're always eating everything
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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat
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my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

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@casualartifice @i-need-an-egress Luminouscinders tagged everyone else already.
movie tag game
rules: without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favorite films, then tag ten people to do the same. tagged by @defender-of-wilderness
tagging @mblogs @wingsofhcpe @fashionablyfyrdraaca @slovakbabe @beguilingcorpse @luminouscinders @sstarbee @gaymimejr @empressofthelibrary and @lesbiangrievous
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MS Teams legal shark stickers but it's Jeff the landshark 🦈💼✨️
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