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While walking the dog yesterday, we found the tracks of a pack of wolves that had passed across the edge of our property. (I live out in the highway in Alaska.) I took a picture of my hand next to a wolf track for comparison. 

Now here’s a picture of my hand with one of our dog’s tracks:

And he’s not an especially small dog; he’s a 55-lb retriever mix.

And the dog’s tracks next to wolf tracks:

Wolves are huge.

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I BESTOW UPON THEE A MILLION GUMMY SHARKS!!! FOR THE CUTEST, LIL RAT COVERED IN BL—

Hey, hold up a minute, is uh... is that real blood...?

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I just spent a good 3 or 4 minutes laughing bc I saw what appeared to be a Chadifying facetune of John Mulaney, but it turns out he just got a BUNCH OF WORK DONE on himself while I wasn't looking.

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every time my family calls me a communist for not being a spineless centrist like they all are i provide the very helpful information that i’ve never actually read marx and i’m just saying shit by the whims of my soul

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70’s ad for Asbestos

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Prepare yourself.

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WHAT KINDA CAT ARE YOUR MUTUALS

I REALLY WANNA SIT HERE AMD GO THROUGH TAGGING EVERYONE BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW SO I’LL DO SO TOMORROW!!!

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“The Driver” by Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is out now! Order it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

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started sending bird facts to my math teacher anonymously

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biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

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Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day

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NOT what might reasonably happen in the dark, such as getting mugged or whatever, but like. the dark itself. the dark of your house

it still counts as a fear of the dark if it makes you afraid of something that doesn’t exist (ghost/demons/whatever), or if you are just generally more fearful when it’s dark