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my mumsy is going to bangladesh for 2 weeks tomorrow im about to be a single mom who works two jobs …);£;£&:

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next person to ask when i’m getting married is getting disinvited from my hypothetical future wedding

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if i was you i would cut up my wrist r some crazy lyrics i clutch my invisible pearls every single time

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i’m never financially recovering from this (i had to repurchase my foundation, concealer & setting powder at the same time)

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i’m caffeine detoxing in the lead up to Ramadan and this is sooo harddhdjfbfjrjekdjjfnrjejekdjfkrne

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i’ve just seen a david miliband not like us edit and that’s how i knew to close tiktok for the night

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i love working from home bc my niece just came to visit me during my lunch break now i feel invincible no email can hurt me

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another important bowl lunch detail is they are almost always eatable with only one hand. which means the other is free to doom scroll to my hearts desire

Bowl lunches are so important. salad bowls. rice bowls. tortilla bowls. shawarma bowls. poke bowls. give me a lunch in a bowl and i will always enjoy

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Bowl lunches are so important. salad bowls. rice bowls. tortilla bowls. shawarma bowls. poke bowls. give me a lunch in a bowl and i will always enjoy

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imagine being a suicide hotline operator and you get Drake

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fine jewellery brands are so cheeky selling 14ct gold at the prices they do. like i might as well go to primark

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like i can’t handle listening to the pundits this much like plsssshfjfj speed uppppppp

i feel like i would enjoy this sport more regularly if they didn’t take a break every 15 seconds

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i feel like i would enjoy this sport more regularly if they didn’t take a break every 15 seconds

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flophomes

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jalen hurts…. #needthat

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if i was patty mahomes i would just have to fake an injury at this point