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Agates carved into orange slices by wutong_crystal_carvings.

Source: x

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Actually, it should be the same for everyone. You don't owe anyone sex. You can say no for any reason or even without a reason. Even if you're in a relationship. Even if you're married. Even if they're sad about it. Even if you've been saying no for a week or a month. Whenever you want, it's your body.

You don't owe anyone sex.

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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

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"gender critical" is such a funny term for people who base their whole identity around unquestioningly enforcing the gender binary they were raised with. the patriarchy set up a binary and you're like "I will defend the sanctity of this social construct in the name of feminism" Absolute clown shoes. Imagine a tradcath calling themself "religion critical"

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

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you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

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saying I miss a character is so funny I don't even know what I mean. I could engage with the media anytime. i could even read or even WRITE fanfic. but man. i miss the character

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btw, yes it IS biphobic to “politely” try to find out if a bi person has kissed/had sex/been in love with people of different genders even if you’re not outright telling them they’re wrong. leave bi people alone if someone says they’re bi they’re fucking bi they don’t need to prove themselves to you regardless of how “nice” you are about it.

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to be seen without performing. to be heard without screaming. to be missed without disappearing. to be enough without proving it. to be held without falling apart. to be understood without explaining. to be wanted without conditions. to be. to be.

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wish i lived in pixie hollow so bad

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Rating deaths by how big of an event they were on tumblr .com:

Popular celebrity - Category 1, it makes people sad and leaves the site in tact

Anita Bryant - category 2, it was notable and there was joy but didn't completely upend the site

The Pope - category 3, people are still waiting to see the Fallout but it seems big and post worthy, but not extreme, people are talking about other things still

Henry Kissinger - category 4, it was so good to see, and was a massive moment but didn't last, everyone knew it happened

Queen Elizabeth - category 5, the crabs were inescapable, people celebrated int he streets, it was a hood and joyous day

Elon Musk - the fabled category 6

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its been said a thousand times before but the fundamental premise that men need to feminize themselves in order to get away with abusing women is quite possibly the most laughably ignorant idea ever ascribed to feminism. as though society wasn't built around manhood being the role that gives you access to the bodies of women.

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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I have just been informed that the Tumblr Sexyman poll has taken yet another life, so for legal reasons I am here to inform everyone that I did not kill Pope Francis

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