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What up chica? How has life been treating you? I’ve really been missing your posts on here these days. I always looked forward to coming on here to see what you posted or what you had to say.

Hi! sorry this is such a late reply but i barely check tumblr anymore!

I’ve been busy. graduated college and started a full time job, got a dog, and some other stuff which is one of the reasons i barely log onto tumblr anymore. feel free to follow me on twitter which im always on @allibow8! or just message me here and we can talk if you don’t mind waiting a few weeks for me to see the message lol

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andria // la dispute

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what a ride these last 24 hours have been

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paul rudd: [an actor who has played many different roles through his career, and now even plays a superhero that will likely be his most recognized character]

ben wyatt’s voice in the back of my head, softly whispering:

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oh my god

they’re called pizza rolls because it’s pizza that’s been rolled up

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

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when u fake broke cuz u gotta save

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The difference between a tap, a poke, and a flick is merely which side of your finger made contact.

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Active ways to cultivate positive body image:

(Because oh my god, it’s so hard, and everyone’s all like stop feeling so bad about yourself and it’s like how???) 

Be naked. A lot. Sleep naked. Have sex naked. Eat cereal naked. (Or naked and wrapped in a sheet. Favorite thing.) 

Follow beautiful, confident, (un-photoshopped) body-positive babes on the Internet. Unfollow anything that makes you feel insecure. Exposure is key. You’re not going to get it if you don’t seek it out, because the media sucks and wants us to feel like shit about ourselves so they can take our money. (Some hashtags to follow: #effyourbeautystandards #bootyrevolution #blackisbeautiful #transisbeautiful #wheelchairlife #fatkini #fatshion)

Lingerie. Next best thing to being naked. 

Self care, babe. Different for everyone. (Me? Showers, books, shaving my legs, nature walks, dark lipstick, good playlists, clean rooms, candles, sexy time.) 

Get ready in your underwear. Boobs = happiness. 

Self portraits. Be pro-selfie. Take a million selfies. Take sexy selfies. Take no makeup selfies. Take bad angle silly selfies. Take artsy tripod selfies. Take everything-is-on-point selfies. You’re gorgeous; document your gorgeousness. You don’t even need to post them. 

Stop with the self deprecationnnnn. Pleeeeaseeee. It’s hard to control your thoughts love, I know, but you can control what you say. NEVER insult yourself out loud. Dare I say compliment yourself out loud? (And if you can, do your best to try to body-positive-ify your thoughts too.) 

Sex (including solo sexy time), wine, and chocolate. In that order. 

Share the body love. Compliment your girlfriends. Cultivate a nonjudgemental, supportive, lift-each-other-up “we’re so cute” friend group. Everyone’s insecure. Compliment your besties. And strangers, too. Be that person that makes everyone feel good about themselves when they’re around. 

Good luck gorgeous. It’s a battle. We gotta unlearn all this societal bullshit.

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we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

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Tumblr users based on how they use tags

Lawful good: uses tags strictly for content of the post, including any possible content warnings Neutral good: mostly uses tags for content and warnings, but also puts commentary occasionally Chaotic good: still tags for content and warnings but mostly uses tags for talking

Lawful neutral: uses tags only for content of the post, but sometimes leaves off content warnings True neutral: uses an even mix of content tags and commentary Chaotic neutral: tries to tag content and warnings but does so unreliably and sometimes uses them for commentary

Lawful evil: never uses tags?? Ever??? Who are you people?? Even bots use tags what are you doing Neutral evil: only uses tags for chatting but does so rarely Chaotic evil: doesn’t even use the tags they just add their commentary directly onto the post itself and makes the OP cringe every time they check their notifications

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She’s So Gone from Lemonade Mouth, Take A Hint from Victorious and Busted from Phineas and Ferb are in a class of music all of their own.

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do u know if cassadee smoke?s? Her Instagram story from today shows an ashtray with cigarettes in it I just find that odd that she would cuz she’s a singer

I highly doubt it, i don’t think she’s ever said she doesn’t but I remember her saying once she use to barely drink because it messed with her voice so I doubt she’d smoke But she has people over her house a lot and throws parties so I would guess she just has it for when other people come over

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It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.