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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

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currently thinking about how silty those verses are

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

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"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

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CREATURE????

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cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

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like they know I’m not interested I’ve made that as clear as I can without straight rejecting them but it’s still scary

Oh they are laying it on thick idk what to do

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Oh they are laying it on thick idk what to do

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when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree

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there’s this person that I think might have a crush on me that I’m talking to right now but I’m not interested in them like that and I accidentally called them “sweetie” after literally soft rejecting them why am I like that

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halloween and valentine's day are a butchfemme couple and you cannot convince me otherwise

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I want to rest my head in someone’s lap while they play with my hair

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I love you intersex people. If you're intersex you have to stay alive.