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anxiety: Hey.. It’s suffering time
me: why
anxiety: I forget but. It’s suffering time
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People love you until they don’t need you anymore.
(via lmaoooo)
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I’ll probably kill myself before 25 so appreciate me while I’m here
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If I was a cartoon character and had to constantly wear the same outfit this would be it
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reasons to play skyrim:
interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
you can kill things by yelling at them
you can punch bears
you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
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An aquarium in Toronto, Ontario, Canada offers guests the chance to sleep there overnight from 8 PM to 9 AM for $99 per person. [x]
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Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?
Me: I must survive capitalism
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i wonder what it’s like to like date someone and know their family and go over their house whenever you want and sleep over whenever you want and what it’s like to have their family absolutely love you as if you were their own and just yeah what’s that like.
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