z-the-dumb
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z-the-dumb · 3 minutes ago
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z-the-dumb · 6 minutes ago
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chaotic muppets interview
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z-the-dumb · 14 minutes ago
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saw this post, couldn't help myself. this would literally be the outcome
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z-the-dumb · 23 minutes ago
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horses in the field this evening (they go out at night) (the horses) make a comment to my brother as we pull in to the barn (we live there) (with the horses) "what if the horses are eating the grave dirt" (one of the horses died this morning) (old as hell they found him in the field like that) (buried him where he lay) going up the drive see the horses in the field all of them (eight geldings) standing on the dirt (grave dirt) gathered around heads down as if to graze (a holy communion) (do they know he's there where they left him this morning?) and they are EATING. the DIRT. from the grave of a horse (his name was oliver) because they are horses and that is what horses know to do with a pile of dirt (they eat it) and they look up as we approach (for a photo because this is funny as hell) licking their lips of the dirt of the tomb and i take a picture but it comes out fuzzy and strange with a double image in red of their great big bodies (chestnuts and bays) (the color of dirt) and thats how i took a picture of the ghost of a horse
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z-the-dumb · 25 minutes ago
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SAME AS IT EVER WAS
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z-the-dumb · 26 minutes ago
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I was not ready for the husband's costume
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z-the-dumb · 29 minutes ago
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You get free rein and a blank check to write the next Batman movie but you can’t use any villains who have appeared in any previous live-action Batman movies. That means you can’t use Joker, Penguin, Catwoman, Riddler, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Dr. Freeze, Scarecrow, or Bane.
Which Batman villain stars in your movie
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z-the-dumb · 33 minutes ago
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honestly at a point I'm at, there is a ton of art, some blatantly fetish art, that I'm 100% not into but I think art with sexuality and kink should also have a right to exist and watering it down to "degenerate art" or "lesser art" because it doesn't fit your standards of what "good art is" will make you fall down a really DARK pipeline.
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z-the-dumb · 37 minutes ago
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z-the-dumb · 41 minutes ago
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Inspired by my coworkers being baffled at me getting up 2 and a half hours before I come in despite living 20 mins away
(Add reasons why you do or don't get up early in the tags if ya want)
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z-the-dumb · 43 minutes ago
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anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.
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z-the-dumb · 52 minutes ago
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i cannot hate myself into a version of me i will love.
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z-the-dumb · 6 hours ago
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I understand that museums have to be dark because light can destroy fragile artifacts. That said, I’m always afraid to walk around the blind corners because what if there is a skeleton
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z-the-dumb · 9 hours ago
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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z-the-dumb · 9 hours ago
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"How am I supposed to learn if there are consequences?"
You will learn from the consequences. Hope this helps
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z-the-dumb · 9 hours ago
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awwww i just found out i have to do whats best for me even though it hurts a lot 👎👎👎👎👎
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