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I love your writing sm

Thank you anon 🥹💕. And thank you for reading !

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Me too 🙂‍↕️ <3

Yandere!Stalker who you have been aware of since the beginning. It is difficult not to. He is really clumsy. He made it a habit to come to your room every night, but he always makes a ruckus while trying to get to your bed. One time, he even tripped and face-planted. Poor baby.

Yandere!Stalker who uses his nightly visits to bask in your soothing presence, even if you are just sleeping. He will take anything he can get. He doubts you will let a nobody like him approach you during the day anyways. When he is feeling bold, he sometimes traces your facial features. You are just the prettiest to him. That is why he also has a whole folder with pictures of you taken when you were unaware.

Yandere!Stalker who, one day, has enough courage to go under the blanket with you. He waits a bit to be sure you are still sleeping before scooting closer to you. His chest is against your back; you can feel his heart beating like crazy. He then shyly wraps his arm around your waist and nuzzles into your neck. A light pink hue dusts his cheeks. Being this close to you…He is so happy he could die right now.

Yandere!Stalker who you suddenly pin to your bed. That is it. You can’t take his cuteness anymore. It is your turn to have fun now. You watch him try to get out what looks like to be an explanation between his stutters. He keeps squirming, his hands can’t stop fidgeting and his wide, puppy-like eyes look at you with a mix of horror, from being caught, and excitement and adoration, from being underneath you.

Yandere!Stalker who you tell to wait on your bed as you make your way to the closet. A few seconds later, you toss him a…maid costume. And then a… bunny costume. And then…a skirt with cute bows. And then…You seem to spawn out of nowhere the most skimpy and feminine outfits known to mankind for him to wear (you bought them just for this eventuality).

Yandere!Stalker who has tears in his eyes as you tell him to pose. His right hand is doing a shaky peace sign while his left hand is holding the tiny skirt down. His face is beet red and he feels hot everywhere. He loves this. He is so vulnerable right now, yet he only wants to show you more. Please, humiliate him more. Pin him down again. Toss him around. Step on him. Use him as you wish. Make him yours. He will be your toy, your boyfriend, your lover. Yours to break and yours to put back together again.

“Say cheese~” *click*

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THANK YOUUU. Mister cool/popular guy reduced to a loser is HMMMM

Yandere!Barista who is the “poster boy”of the coffee shop he works at. It is honestly deserved: he has a pretty face, a charming smile and a playful yet sweet attitude. He is especially popular among the girls…who he keeps rejecting. He is just not looking for something casual, you know? He dates to marry, not to be someone’s eye-candy.

Yandere!Barista who, one day, sees you walk into the store. Is that a Corroded Coffin shirt you have on ? He loves that band! This is what he tells you when it is your turn to order. What do you mean he looks too much like a goody two-shoes to be a fan? Alright, Miss “I am so dark and edgy”, what do you want to order? Black coffee? The banter goes on until he has to shoo you away, with an amused smile, as the other people in line are starting to get impatient.

Yandere!Barista who glances your way every chance he gets. Not only are you fun to talk to, but you also look really cute. Sometimes, between orders, he gets to converse with you. He eagerly returns your small wave when it is time for you to leave. As he goes to your table to collect the receipt, he finds your cup still there. On it, there is a small doodle of him along with your number. A pink hue dusts his cheeks as he brings a hand to cover the side of his face. He is definitely keeping that cup.

Yandere!Barista who saved your number under “Cutie <3”. The more you text each other, the more you hang out together, the more he becomes obsessed. It is honestly starting to scare him. The other night, he had your cup in his hands to look at the doodle. Next thing he knew, he had his lips where yours had been when you were drinking from it. It flustered him so much, he threw the cup in the trash bin afterwards…only to go get it back five minutes later…He is asking you out on a date for sure next time he sees you.

Yandere!Barista who does your coffee with trembling hands. He really doesn’t want to do this, but you didn’t leave him a choice. Today, on your usual table, you are sitting with a man other than him. He can’t possibly lose the only person who took the time to get to know him beyond his looks. The drug should work in about fifteen minutes, five minutes after closing time. This should be perfect, you always wait for him to close the shop and walk home together. He can do this, he can do this, he can do this…You will be happy at his house, you will be happy with him. It is with a heavy mind and painful heart that he gives you your order.

Yandere!Barista who you got pinned against the wall of the storage room, one hand beside his head and the other one holding your cup. He is as white as a ghost. He keeps looking around. He is sweating all over. This couldn’t be. You couldn’t possibly know- You firmly grab his jaw and turn his face towards you. “Drink”, you say coldly. What are you gonna do to him after he becomes unconscious? Will you report him to the police? Will you hurt him? He closes his eyes tightly as you bring the cup to his lips. The moment it reaches them, you drop it on the floor and replace it with your lips. His eyes open in shock as you give him a small, tender kiss. “That was my cousin, idiot”, you tell him affectionately. You look at him for a couple more seconds before putting on your bag. He is still frozen in place as you add: “Tomorrow, 6pm, at my house. Alright?”. You leave before he can answer.

Yandere!Barista who slides down the wall until he is sitting on the floor. All that is left of him is a blushing, quivering mess. With shaky fingers, he touches his lips; a small whimper involuntarily comes out his mouth. He is about to combust. He feels so weak, he can’t get up. You scared the shit out of him, but that was so hot ahh…He didn’t know you could be this assertive. And that kiss…he buries his face in his hands and groans. Kissing you is all he has ever dreamed of, yet he stayed still like a dumbass when it finally happened. He is so lame-you make him so lame. Guess tomorrow would be his chance to redeem himself.

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Sukuna is literally my favorite in JJK 😭

Yandere!Stalker who you have been aware of since the beginning. It is difficult not to. He is really clumsy. He made it a habit to come to your room every night, but he always makes a ruckus while trying to get to your bed. One time, he even tripped and face-planted. Poor baby.

Yandere!Stalker who uses his nightly visits to bask in your soothing presence, even if you are just sleeping. He will take anything he can get. He doubts you will let a nobody like him approach you during the day anyways. When he is feeling bold, he sometimes traces your facial features. You are just the prettiest to him. That is why he also has a whole folder with pictures of you taken when you were unaware.

Yandere!Stalker who, one day, has enough courage to go under the blanket with you. He waits a bit to be sure you are still sleeping before scooting closer to you. His chest is against your back; you can feel his heart beating like crazy. He then shyly wraps his arm around your waist and nuzzles into your neck. A light pink hue dusts his cheeks. Being this close to you…He is so happy he could die right now.

Yandere!Stalker who you suddenly pin to your bed. That is it. You can’t take his cuteness anymore. It is your turn to have fun now. You watch him try to get out what looks like to be an explanation between his stutters. He keeps squirming, his hands can’t stop fidgeting and his wide, puppy-like eyes look at you with a mix of horror, from being caught, and excitement and adoration, from being underneath you.

Yandere!Stalker who you tell to wait on your bed as you make your way to the closet. A few seconds later, you toss him a…maid costume. And then a… bunny costume. And then…a skirt with cute bows. And then…You seem to spawn out of nowhere the most skimpy and feminine outfits known to mankind for him to wear (you bought them just for this eventuality).

Yandere!Stalker who has tears in his eyes as you tell him to pose. His right hand is doing a shaky peace sign while his left hand is holding the tiny skirt down. His face is beet red and he feels hot everywhere. He loves this. He is so vulnerable right now, yet he only wants to show you more. Please, humiliate him more. Pin him down again. Toss him around. Step on him. Use him as you wish. Make him yours. He will be your toy, your boyfriend, your lover. Yours to break and yours to put back together again.

“Say cheese~” *click*

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Added this fanart (with artist’s permission for repost), so y’all could see how Chef’s body looked like in my mind 🙂‍↕️

Yandere!Chef x Vampire!Reader

A/N: If you like this setting, consider reading about your male maid at the castle too. And, if you wanna know more about the levels, check this post :) . The Laois fan art is because that is exactly how I imagined Chef’s body to look like Warning: Not nsfw, but suggestive. MDNI. Chef calls reader "Madam"

Danger level: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

Submissive level: ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♡

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Credits: @NGreentail on Twitter/X

~Your First Dinner with Him~

Yandere!Chef who is really oblivious. He has been staying at your castle for a while now and yet, he still doesn’t know that you are a vampire. You did try to tell him on his first day here that food is not substantial for you, but he had politely interrupted you with a “I insist, Madam. Please go rest, the food will be ready in a moment” and even guided you to the living room, by gently pushing on your lower back with his large, rough hand. You were too flustered by the gesture to continue arguing.

Your second attempt was during dinner. You thought about striking when he would go sit down after putting both plates on the table, but, much to your dismay, after that, he remained standing beside you instead. Confused, you looked up (realllllly up. How tall was this guy??) and found him nervously watching you. You were weak to his puppy look. You took a bite: “Hm! It is really good”. A smile broke on his face, his eyes turning into tiny crescent moons. “I am glad you think so, Madam! Please let me know if you have any special requests. I want to properly take care of you”, he enthusiastically, albeit a bit sheepishly, replied. Ugh, his expressions, his demeanor…way too cute. New hobby acquired: eating human food.

~His Favorite Dinner (?) with You~

Yandere!Chef, who you rarely see with a frown, who usually wears that soft and kind smile of his, looks rather uneasy today, some would say even depressed. The truth is: he can’t stand his body. Seeing it in the mirror this morning completely killed his mood. He was not aware of it before, as the change was gradual; however, it seems like he gained weight while working here as your personal chef. A number of his big, hard-earned muscles from years of underground fighting, like his pecs, his abdomen and his butt glutes, currently have a squish to the touch. They aren’t purely solid anymore. His form strayed from bulky to a bit more beefy. 

Why is that a problem? Well, ladies don’t find this attractive. At least, the ones from his village didn’t. He had witnessed it before. Had he stayed there, he would have been the subject of their disapproving and disgusted stares. Even among the regular folks, chubbiness was written off as being lazy and unreliable. You are too kind to think or do something like that, but he doesn't want your politeness, he doesn't want your open-mindedness, he wants your love. 

Lost in thoughts of new workout routines, he doesn’t notice his cut finger until blood starts to drip onto the vegetables. Ah…if he had dog ears, they would have flopped on his head. He already ruined his body, he doesn't need to ruin your dinner too. 

Turning around, it would appear that the person on his mind is right behind him. 

“M-madam! How did you get ther-", which is a very valid question; prior to this, there were no sounds owned by your footsteps nor by the kitchen’s door opening and closing. Yet, instead of answering, you just abruptly…grab his wrist and…put his finger in your mouth? At the contact, the broad-shouldered man makes a little noise. You don’t mind him as you begin to suck the blood out of the injury. 

He is very confused, he doesn't understand why you are doing this. The feel of your tongue on his skin, how you both are standing so intimately close to each other; it doesn’t favor his thinking either. It is actually making him lightheaded. Like is this sensation akin to pleasure that keeps building up the more this situation goes on. He lets out another whimper when your hand slides under his shirt to squeeze at the small fat of his stomach. 

As this snaps him out of his haze, he begins to weakly plead instead, without real conviction, to let go of his hand; he doesn’t want you to get sick. He could easily overpower you, but he can’t get his body to stop trembling. All he can do is bring a shaky hand to his mouth to muffle the sounds that keep spilling out since the feeling from earlier is now more intense, more delightful.   

Before this could escalate, you finally release his finger with a pop. You look up and find your poor chef completely flushed, his eyes unfocused, taking heavy breaths.   

Guess you owe him an explanation, huh?  

~H̶̝̿i̸̭̓s̴͉̿ ̷͉͑b̴̒͜e̶͊ͅs̴̠͋t̶̮͆ ̵̡̀d̴̟́ĩ̷̦s̷͛ͅh̶͍͛ ̵̣̃ ~

Yandere!Chef who now feeds you proper food.

“From which animal is this blood from? It tastes exquisite! I never had something like this before”, you excitedly ask him. 

“Oh, you know Madam, just ventured deeper into the forest than usual”, he answers vaguely.

He doesn’t want to worry you by saying it actually belongs to the rude asshole who pushed you the other day. 

Isn’t that sweet?

…

Drink well, darling

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Could I mayhaps request for more yandere salaryman? His scrunkly wet cat personality has captivated me.

I had to google scrunkly and from wiktionary: “Cute in a quirky, scruffy or disheveled way”.

Yep, that is my boy. And yes, more Salaryman is in the work!

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manga rec for you: shibatte mitsumete ! it looks a little intense at first but there’s nothing explicit happening… the protagonist just loves being tied up and feeling secure

you’ll love the burnt out office worker sawada and his desperate expressions !

AHH THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS ANON. YOU ARE RIGHT I LOVE THIS. JUST LOOK AT HIM

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Oh hey! Glad you liked my blurb!

Yeah, I love your style and the fact you write for these pathetic men means a lot more. I don't mean any hate to more sub!reader groups, but the economy for stuff like this is really struggling, and I appreciate anything I can get my hands on. Especially with the feast you've been cooking!

Always looking forward to anything you post :)

True, the land is very dry. Something on my to-do list is to make a list of subby and/or blushy men in SFW media, so like manga, anime, manwha and visual novels

It means a lot to me that you look forward to my stories ! Thank you for the nice ask, I will keep doing my best 🫡💕

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Not a request, more like a thirst because god I love your writing and you just understand the vibe of yandere I've neen obsessed with. Your ocs are so great too!

I was drooling over the salaryman one and just thought about his darling getting berated by a coworker or boss in front of him.

Hope you don't mind this little blurb!

How could they get mad at you? You were an angel in this competitive capitalistic hell?! Salaryman goes through the lengths of glaring down said coworker. Side commenting on their flaws in meetings, messing with their computer files, and going through the lengths of finding blackmail on them.

You notice this before he can actually threaten your coworker, and drag him to an empty meeting room. It's just you and him. In this dark room. His mind goes a mile a minute thinking about all the things you were possibly gonna do to him.

He was pretty sure you found out about his plans. You were more than smart enough to do so, but are you about to praise him? Or are you about to punish him for being out of line.

He thought it would hurt to hear insults from you, to feel the leftover sting as he gets slapped for 'not staying in his own lane', but he could not care any less.

Your hand pinning him down and your scent filling his nose. His brain hasn't been given the chance to think about explaining himself. It was that addictive dizzy feeling again, and he was falling in it.

Sorry for being late. Thank you so much! When I began writing, I wasn’t sure if people would be into more softish/pathetic Yanderes, I am glad you find my content appealing !

And of course I don’t mind! I truly feel honored that you wrote for my pookie 🥹💕 We never say no to food in this house.

I love how petty you made Salaryman. Like yeah he is depressed and antisocial, but he KNOWS how to nitpick and talkback. He is good at his job too. Crazy how entire Excel sheets are gone from your coworker’s computer.

Imagine if darling didn’t intercept him and next person who comes in the meeting room sees a bloody corpse. How do you explain this to HR.

I didn’t expect the slap, that was brutal. Totally deserved though

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PALESTINE DONATION LINKS 🍉

Palestinian fundraisers:

by: @/aces-and-angels

eSims:

by: @/gothhabiba

Charities on the ground:

Care For Gaza

Direct Aid For Gaza

The Sameer Project

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part 2 for yandere salary man pleasee just want him to be happy😭🫶

But I don’t want Salaryman to be happy. I want him to keep being miserable, pathetic and bitter. He is my emotional punching bag

I might consider a comfort fic for him one of these days. His part 2 (next in line) is…something else :3, but I think y’all will like it

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What do your yanderes do on Halloween? If they had to wear costumes what would they be?

This was sent before Halloween. I am sorry I am only answering now! But, I tried something different, I hope you like it! Thank you for the fun ask : )

Warning: some are suggestive

~The company~

CEO: “So, a vampire. Not bad. Really elegant. Though, biting is your job, isn’t it beautiful?”

Salaryman: “The Joker, huh. Are you trying to tell me something?”

Security guard: “I always knew you were crazy, but this is a new low. Why the hell am I shirtless with a giant pyramid on my head??”

~The neighborhood~

Stalker: “Y-you want me to crawl to you? I know I am supposed to be a puppy right now, but isn’t this a bit…embarrassing…A t-treat? What do you mean-oh…”

Barista: “Hey babe~ Look! Wouldn’t I make a great ghostface? You know what, how about I give you 20 seconds to run? 1, 2, 3- WAIT, WHY ARE YOU THE ONE CHASING ME?? I SAID WAIT- HEY, STOP!!!”

~The castle~

Maid: “A freaking maid outfit as a work uniform and now a nurse costume for Halloween. And why is the skirt this short. Hey, get up! No, I am not “taking care” of you!!!”

Butler: “Hm? Oh no, I am not complaining. I was just thinking; isn’t it quite ironic that I am dressed as a devil and you as an angel? After all, won’t you be the one corrupting me tonight?”

Chef: “Uhm, I don’t want to bother you, but I think my mummy costume needs more bandages…especially around the chest area…”

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Yandere!Chef x Vampire!Reader

A/N: If you like this setting, consider reading about your male maid at the castle too. And, if you wanna know more about the levels, check this post :) . The Laios fan art is because that is exactly how I imagined Chef’s body to look like Warning: Not nsfw, but suggestive. MDNI. Chef calls reader "Madam"

Danger level: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

Submissive level: ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♡

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Credits: @NGreentail on Twitter/X

~Your First Dinner with Him~

Yandere!Chef who is really oblivious. He has been staying at your castle for a while now and yet, he still doesn’t know that you are a vampire. You did try to tell him on his first day here that food is not substantial for you, but he had politely interrupted you with a “I insist, Madam. Please go rest, the food will be ready in a moment” and even guided you to the living room, by gently pushing on your lower back with his large, rough hand. You were too flustered by the gesture to continue arguing.

Your second attempt was during dinner. You thought about striking when he would go sit down after putting both plates on the table, but, much to your dismay, after that, he remained standing beside you instead. Confused, you looked up (realllllly up. How tall was this guy??) and found him nervously watching you. You were weak to his puppy look. You took a bite: “Hm! It is really good”. A smile broke on his face, his eyes turning into tiny crescent moons. “I am glad you think so, Madam! Please let me know if you have any special requests. I want to properly take care of you”, he enthusiastically, albeit a bit sheepishly, replied. Ugh, his expressions, his demeanor…way too cute. New hobby acquired: eating human food.

~His Favorite Dinner (?) with You~

Yandere!Chef, who you rarely see with a frown, who usually wears that soft and kind smile of his, looks rather uneasy today, some would say even depressed. The truth is: he can’t stand his body. Seeing it in the mirror this morning completely killed his mood. He was not aware of it before, as the change was gradual; however, it seems like he gained weight while working here as your personal chef. A number of his big, hard-earned muscles from years of underground fighting, like his pecs, his abdomen and his butt glutes, currently have a squish to the touch. They aren’t purely solid anymore. His form strayed from bulky to a bit more beefy. 

Why is that a problem? Well, ladies don’t find this attractive. At least, the ones from his village didn’t. He had witnessed it before. Had he stayed there, he would have been the subject of their disapproving and disgusted stares. Even among the regular folks, chubbiness was written off as being lazy and unreliable. You are too kind to think or do something like that, but he doesn't want your politeness, he doesn't want your open-mindedness, he wants your love. 

Lost in thoughts of new workout routines, he doesn’t notice his cut finger until blood starts to drip onto the vegetables. Ah…if he had dog ears, they would have flopped on his head. He already ruined his body, he doesn't need to ruin your dinner too. 

Turning around, it would appear that the person on his mind is right behind him. 

“M-madam! How did you get ther-", which is a very valid question; prior to this, there were no sounds owned by your footsteps nor by the kitchen’s door opening and closing. Yet, instead of answering, you just abruptly…grab his wrist and…put his finger in your mouth? At the contact, the broad-shouldered man makes a little noise. You don’t mind him as you begin to suck the blood out of the injury. 

He is very confused, he doesn't understand why you are doing this. The feel of your tongue on his skin, how you both are standing so intimately close to each other; it doesn’t favor his thinking either. It is actually making him lightheaded. Like is this sensation akin to pleasure that keeps building up the more this situation goes on. He lets out another whimper when your hand slides under his shirt to squeeze at the small fat of his stomach. 

As this snaps him out of his haze, he begins to weakly plead instead, without real conviction, to let go of his hand; he doesn’t want you to get sick. He could easily overpower you, but he can’t get his body to stop trembling. All he can do is bring a shaky hand to his mouth to muffle the sounds that keep spilling out since the feeling from earlier is now more intense, more delightful.   

Before this could escalate, you finally release his finger with a pop. You look up and find your poor chef completely flushed, his eyes unfocused, taking heavy breaths.   

Guess you owe him an explanation, huh?  

~H̶̝̿i̸̭̓s̴͉̿ ̷͉͑b̴̒͜e̶͊ͅs̴̠͋t̶̮͆ ̵̡̀d̴̟́ĩ̷̦s̷͛ͅh̶͍͛ ̵̣̃ ~

Yandere!Chef who now feeds you proper food.

“From which animal is this blood from? It tastes exquisite! I never had something like this before”, you excitedly ask him. 

“Oh, you know Madam, just ventured deeper into the forest than usual”, he answers vaguely.

He doesn’t want to worry you by saying it actually belongs to the rude asshole who pushed you the other day. 

Isn’t that sweet?

…

Drink well, darling

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I need Yan! Salaryman injected DIRECTLY into my veins hhhhhhhhh he's so cute

It is official, you out-freaked his freak 🫡. And thank you for the sweet ask! I am glad you like him

After publishing Chef, I will write for him again, so he will be back 🤧

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Lovely to see you on my dash! ❤️

Aww, thank you 🥹 I didn’t mean to be gone that long, this was honestly my first university trimester, so it was really overwhelming.

Hopefully I adapt soon, so I can better balance writing, studies and other projects that I hope you guys stick along to see ! 💕

I should be on your dash again this week with Yandere!Chef ; )

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Levels

Danger levels:

A/N: This doesn’t refer to how dangerous they are to their darling. It is about how willing they are to kill someone when it involves their darling

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ —> You must have either:

1. Made him extremely jealous 2. Been a serious danger to/harmed his darling

★ ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ —> He really didn’t wanna go there, but sometimes a guy gotta do what he gotta do

★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆—> Did you, in any shape or form, bother their darling? No? Then, you are safe!

★ ★ ★ ★ ☆ —> He will kill you and he will laugh

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ —> Extremely unstable

Submissive levels:

A/N: This doesn’t refer to if they are a dom, a switch or a sub. They are all submissive regardless of their level. Instead, this is used as a reference as to how long it takes for them to give absolute control to their darling/become a flustered mess

♥︎ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡—> Hope you like a good challenge, because he is a tough guy

♥︎ ♥︎ ♡ ♡ ♡—> A full-on brat. He wants to get roughed, so he annoys you

♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♡ ♡—> Depending on who we are talking about, he is either a tease or someone playing hard to get (aka a tsundere)

♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♡—> He is very honest about wanting to please you

♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎ ♥︎—> Congratulations, you got yourself a puppy

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Sorry if this sends twice, wifi troubles >_<

Who of your ocs has pets? I wanna know who comes home and tells their reptiles/rodents/birds etc. about their day of being in deranged love. Does CEO have horses?

It did, thank you for the heads-up haha!

For the characters in “The castle”, I was thinking of vampire!darling having a weird, monstrous pet, like in Maid’s oneshot. Chef would probably have had a dog in other circumstances (next oneshot is him! He is super sweet and a himbo lol); and Maid and Butler probably a cat. Butler would not full on talk to the cat, but he might say things like “This new dress really suits Mistress, hm?”

For “The neighborhood”, Barista is too busy (would probably have had a golden retriever!) and Stalker is too much of an incel to take care of someone other than him lol. Would have seen him with a chameleon otherwise. He would probably ramble to the chameleon about darling.

And for “The company”, it is already good enough if Salaryman doesn’t unalive himself. CEO is bored with practically anything except darling. As for Security guard, I could see him with a German Shepherd (cuz law enforcement dogs lol), but nothing definitive.

I see what you did with CEO and horses lmao. I mean, if darling wants, he will get one! Or two, or a whole farm. Who knows