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For my Washford lovers,,, I see you💙💙💙

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Time to play identify this butterfly!

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Hello! This is a regular request if you don’t mind :). But I had an idea which can be either sfw, nsfw or both whichever you see fit!

Basically I thought it made sense that the Homeowner to help the dateables in like a human training camp type of thing after realization. Because I know damn well they didn’t just transition from object to human that easily. I mostly got this from Eddie’s voice line and Dante’s voice line about not knowing about their human anatomy very well. I feel like in between they were taught some necessary things by the Homeowner on how to function as a humans or even how to pleasure a human well. I would love some headcanons about it if you don’t mind of any object! :D

Human Boot Camp! SFW A Little Bit Silly

One of the first things you have to teach is that they all need to eat regularly.

You immediately have to also teach certain objects what not to eat

Johnny splash, Sinclair, and Bathsheba have to be stopped from drinking drain cleaner

Dante needs to be stopped from trying to eat wood and charcoal

You swear Cam’s just trying to eat rotten food just to fuck with you

No Kopi you can’t drink only coffee

Same with booze for Beverly and Eddie

You have to remind Parker to blink

Eddie and Volt both have to be taught that they are no longer immune to electricity

Jacques and Kristof need to be taught that they can’t challenge people to fights to the death, the police will get involved.

Jacques specifically should get a better prosthetic than just a peg leg for mobility

Taxes, your loved ones must all be informed of the evil that is taxes and how to file them

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so anyway keith in a fantastic red shirt

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Man, they don't let you have any fun.

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reblog to punch a nazi with all of your compressed forgotten childhood rage.

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The Holy Trinity of A Good Nap

Was fortunate enough to meet some of the VA's at the Requiem meet up today, and Charlie Wes (Teddy's VA) is an absolute gem and delight.

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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HOLY SHIT

WE HAVE VICTOR I REPEAT

WE.HAVE.VICTOR

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Art Bar

Roosevelt Hotel

St. Louis, Missouri, USA

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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May I please suggest, and beg, for a Keith dancing, very much please 🥺 With how tall and effortlessly elegant he is even when he's high and jumping to his death, this sir could absolutely sweep anyone's mind and heart off by a simple "Shall we dance?" (If you feel like it ofc !!!)

(Expectation)

He takes your hand in his, gently guiding you along to his own theme on the piano. At the finale, his study iron frame supports you as he dips you toward the ground, into a loving kiss.

(Reality) (aka realization)

he is fuckin partying, carajo.

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Date Everything AU - Adopt Everything

I'm not sure if this has been done yet, so I'm bringing it up in case it hasn't.

Basically, Date Everything AU, but the MC is a child.

The house is home to a family of three. The parents are busy and often absent, meaning MC is alone almost every day. They are very lonely

But one day, when MC is home alone, they receive a package, told to give it to their parents. But being a nosy little kid, they decide to open it themselves. They get the Dateviators and suddenly they have 102 siblings and new parents to play with and they would all do ANYTHING for them

Betty gives cuddles and keeps the bad dreams away if the parents are gone for an all-nighter (bonus points if MC's child bed is either a small version of Betty or a new Bed OC)

Chance, Connie, and Parker teach them how to play ALL the games

Stella, Celia, Wallace, and Florence all make sure MC doesn't hurt themselves and are always there if they accidentally smack into one of them when chasing Timmy around

Mitchell and Freddy are always there to provide snacks if they get hungry and Stefan, Luke, and Friar are always ready to cook meals

Keyes and Rainey always play their favorite songs and dance with them

Washford and Drysdale giving literally the BEST Uppies with safe tossing and tumbling in the laundry room

MC and Johnny having (very loud) karaoke and regular singing sessions together

And so SO many more ways to play with literally every inanimate

And of course, MC, despite being a kid, ends up fixing ALL the relationships in the house

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Dirk and Harper: (doing their usual arguing)

MC: You're a lot like mommy and daddy; they always scream at each other, too

Dirk and Harper: guilt.exe has activated

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Volt: (staring at Eddie)

MC: (drinking a Shirley Temple) Don't worry. He likes your butt and fancy hair. I read his diary

Volt: ...He thinks it's fancy? 83

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Drysdale: I miss Washford...

MC: He misses you, too

Drysdale: ...wait really?

MC: Yeah, he said so. I wasn't supposed to be listening, but I did

Drysdale: 8Oc

And again...SO MANY OTHERS.

TLDR give me this house being one big happy family X3

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Types of various Tumblr posts that I've seen:

Any variation of "RANDY YOUR STICKS!!!"

"NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY/GIRL!!! DON'T GO INTO THE *INSERT THING* " "Wow das eist full of *insert thing but with a German accent!* "

General shitposting (like that one ingredience post)

People not reading @one-time-i-dreamt's url

Subcategory of general shitposting that make no sense whatsoever (DIFFERENT FROM SHITPOSTING)

Cursed images

"Science side of Tumblr, explain"

Subcategory of previous one that is science side putting it in baby talk/making it weird

Wizard roleplay

@i-am-a-snom posts/the variations of snom posts

@i-am-a-fish posts

"NOBODY ON THIS WEBSITE CAN READ" / "Tumblr's reading comprehension is piss poor"

Gimick blogs

@pukicho posts (he's his own category, deal with it)

Someone has no idea how something works and refuses to learn

Someone doesn't know anything about this one specific topic (that one mythos post)

@writing-prompt-s post and then "that's just *insert thing* "

@badrpgideas post that's actually good "op change ur url"

@badjokesbyjeff post that's actually good "Jeff change ur url"

Subcategory of @badjokesbyjeff post that's like *insert reallyyyy bad pun* "Jeff. We've talked about this."

Art (any kind)

"How do art"

"How do write'

Headcanons and various drabbles

Rhyming posts

@haikubot-official-blog posts

"YOU'RE LISTENING TO *insert radio station* THIS AINT YOUR TYPICAL *insert thing* WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT *thing, thing, and thing* and now *insert generic song that fits the radio station* "

"GO DRINK WATER/EAT/GO TO BED!!!" "NO!"

UwU post-ifier

Cute animal and then just "B e b e"

sub category of this that's just "man what a cute *insert completely different animal than in the photo*"

any variation of "i have too many wips" and then "I feel called out"

Gender posts (gender envy, im a boygirlfriend, let's abolish gender, etc)

"Nd culture is *insert thing* "

Nd posts

"Im so fucking eepy I'm so tired bed too cozy"

Subcategory that's like "sleeping isn't enough I need to *insert thing* "

Another related one is " *insert thing* isn't enough I need to *insert thing* "

Posts about when they see their blorbo(s) "KJHAMSDFBNMKKJF" and then

"STOP MISINTERPRETING MY BLORBO"

"STOP MISINTERPRETING LITERATURE"

"STOP MISINTERPRETING ART"

"STOP MISINTERPRETING POLITICS"

User about problematic blorbo "Yeah he did all of that but I don't care"

"Being a fan of a character is *insert several contradicting things*"

Actually good analysis

Political posts

"Apollo calm down with the gift of prophecy"

Apollo's dodgeball

"Apollo please throw that dodgeball please"

"If this gets *insert amount of notes* ill do *insert things/list of things* but good luck cause I'm a super small bl-" "psst *insert va*"

Also subcategory of this that's like *insert post* "STOP GIVING THIS NOTES" *pspsps va*

Cursed facts

Animal rp

"I want to turn into *insert thing* "

Royal rp

"Permission to *insert thing,* my liege?" "Granted." "oh thank god."

ok that's all I got so feel free to add more and ill add it to the list

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Got around to doing my Y2k inspired redesigns of Chell and Wheatley

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notes game because i crave attention!!!!!!! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

1 - maybe have a snack

10 - brush my teeth

25 - send my gf the paragraph i wrote for our 3 month

50 - try get 8 hours of sleep

100 - ACTUALLY finish a drawing

250 - start doing skincare daily

500 - avoid sh for 5 days

1000 - deep clean my room

1500 - tell my gf about my relapse

2000 - avoid sh for 2 weeks

2500 - admit to her that im planning to kms

3000 - reschedule my suicide to january

5000 - come out to my parents

10000 - not kms