THIS IS BORING! YOU’RE BORING! YOU. ARE SO. BORING! COLORLESS, FLAVORLESS, DULL. DULL. DULL NIGHTS, DULL WEEKS, DULL MONTHS, DULL AS FUCK! SUFFOCATION BY THE WORLDS’ SOFTEST, BEIGEST PILLOW! THE TEN HOURS I SPENT WITH THAT BOY WERE MORE EXCITING. WERE MORE FASCINATING! THAN DECADES WITH YOU! OH THERE IT IS. THE HALF BLANK, HALF APOCALYPTIC LOOK. BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN TONIGHT, HUH? DO YOU WANNA LICK MY BOOTS? OR CHOP MY HANDS OFF? IS IT THE GREMLIN OR THE GOOD NURSE TONIGHT? HUH? PICKIN’ LINT OFF THE SOFA? OKAY, OKAY. LET’S WAKE THE BOY UP, AND LET’S TRY YOU. I’M THE VAMPIRE ARMAND AND MY DADDY VAMPIRE GROOMED ME INTO A LITTLE BITCH!
Have you seen this himbo vampire? No? Well now you have :) You are welcome. His name is Joachim Valentine ^^
Shadow Hearts 2 is a nostalgia game for me in some sense, with its world, characters and combat system being something fresh and weird in a good way. Of course it hasn't aged well in some parts, but! They have this honest to gods himbo vampire vigilante who is a delight to have around ^^
“…once jenova’s cells have been separated from the main body, they will seek to reunite. if they are inside a host body, they can influence its mind & body to join the Reunion—sometimes so severely that the host organism is killed.”
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