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MCU Chronological Order 

This timeline is only about the MCU not the Marvel Cinematic Multiverse (MCM), so it doesn’t contain any of the movies outside the MCU.  

Also I consider all these shows above as canon in the MCU but I won’t consider canon Inhumans (even if the rumour of Doctor Strange is true) or Team Thor (although you should see the videos of Team Thor ‘cause they are amazing). Last thing that I want to clarify, I don’t care what the Timeline of Disney+ says about some placements of some movies/shows

Edit: If you wanna know more about specific dates or things about the MCU Chronological Order, I recommend the channel Geekritique on Youtube ‘cause his videos are amazing and really helpfull to understand the wider MCU!

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I didn’t expect to have a literal music battle in Multiverse of Madness to be checked off on my 2022 bingo card but here we are

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If I had a nickel for every time Patrick Stewart’s Professor X has been murdered on screen by a red-headed woman who used to be a hero who could read minds a little and had some telekinesis but then gained godlike powers to alter reality at will making her nearly unstoppable and eventually evil, I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. 

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I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

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it’s crazy that people think “women can be bad/evil too” is like a revolutionary new take that now needs to be said because feminism (which in their minds is “women are good”) has successfully run its course and and we need to swing back in the other direction to restore balance or something. as if the idea that women are evil wicked slutty resentful conniving gold-digging liars who take advantage of society’s sympathy towards them to manipulate situations to their advantage and fuck men over hasn’t been like a core tenant of misogyny since the dawn of civilization

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reblog and put in the tags what comes up when you type "i want"

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its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

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it’s pride month and i’m sorry but that means at least one girl has to flirt with me before june ends, the law says so

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THE OFFICE (2005–2013) S06E07: The Lover dir. Lee Eisenberg, Gene Stupnitsky

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Beautiful. Not just his face… his heart, mind and soul too. 

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whats ur filthiest fantasy?

That someone actually stays in my life and loves me unconditionally lmao

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man. Remember the first time you watched Thor: Ragnarok (2017) Dir. Taika Waititi and hela asked thor ‘what were you the god of again?’ and then it went to loki smirking and you KNEW something good was coming. And then immigrant song started to kick in and the LIGHTING started and you felt your SOUL leave your body and go to another plan of existance. Then Thor desending lighting and all onto that pile of aliens in slow motion looking goddamn RENAISSANCE painting? That moment changed me! the DRAMA! The rest of that scene? Valkyrie, Loki, and Hulk fighting together? Thor’s LIGHTING striking those aliens straight outta there like they were fucking ants? ICONIC! The iconic truly JUMPED out of that movie! Taika Waititi took my hand in that movie, told me it was all gonna be ok and then changed my life FOREVER! That was ART! Mr. Waititi thank you for my LIFE

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What do you do for a living?

Suffer

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god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

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i hate hate hate people who whine about “glorifying obesity” like that is an actual real thing that happens in actual real life. like dig this: walk into a supermarket. go to the checkout. look at the magazine covers. count the number of fat people you see. is that number greater than 1? how many of those are “before” pictures in some crash diet, badly lit with a sad facial expression? turn on your tv and count the number of fat people you see on any tv show. are they comic relief? are any of them in healthy, loving relationships? are any of them depicted as desirable? loved? 

depicting a fat model who is happy and pretty is not glorifying obesity. it’s saying “look, fat people, you don’t have to change some fundamental aspect of who you are to be happy and feel pretty”. it’s an attempt to normalize it, if anything, which is probably important seeing as the average american woman looks more like, say, tess holiday than she does any of the other models you’ll see on a magazine cover. fat people are still drowning in a sea of revolutionary weight loss products and calories in versus calories out and “you’d be so much prettier if you just loss some weight” and you want to tell me for a single second that obesity is fucking glorified?

if obesity were actually glorified, we’d have fewer cases of eating disorders, i’d bet. i bet little girls’ self confidence wouldn’t peak at age nine. i bet fat teenagers wouldn’t get criticized by their family for baking cupcakes on the fourth of july, because shouldn’t they be eating something a little better? i bet my mom, and my best friend, and half the other women in this fucking country would have a better relationship with food, wouldn’t be afraid of it, wouldn’t make little comments every time they eat more than they “should”, because who decided how much a person “should” eat? 

if you’re mad about fat people not being miserable and filled with self-hatred all the time, just come out and say it. don’t try to disguise it with this “glorifying obesity” bullshit because i’m done with it. 

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She’s worried about her motorcycle sitting idle, so she wants us to take it out.