yumantimatter
YumAntimatter
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yumantimatter · 13 hours ago
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yumantimatter · 2 days ago
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Hell yeah they are
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yumantimatter · 2 days ago
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yumantimatter · 4 days ago
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Lily (13 years) is so fucking tolerant of her idiot baby brother Lavender (7 months). He'll run up to her and just gnaw on her tail or leg or ear or neck like she's a chew toy and then run away and she acts like literally nothing happened.
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yumantimatter · 6 days ago
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I love it when the little kids I’m teaching online have complete and total misconceptions of what’s going on. So far, I’ve encountered the following:
1. I had been teaching a little girl for several months, when one day she said to me: “My mother says you’re a real person, not an app. If you’re a real person, show me your husband.”
2. I was about to end a class, but the little girl I was teaching didn’t want the class to end. She turned to her mom and asked if she could please watch one more episode. Turns out she was under the impression that I was a very interactive TV program.
3. I couldn’t find my marker in class today. The boy I was teaching was like, “What’s your apartment number? I’ll come up and help you find it!” The boy lives in China and I live in the United States. I guess most people he knows live in the same building as him, so he assumed I did too.
4. I had been teaching a kid for quite some time when I mentioned my age in class. She was like, “Wait, you’re an adult????” She’d thought I was twelve.
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yumantimatter · 8 days ago
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According to the priesthood of the Fungus God the Fungus God has temporarily reverted to a unicellular form in response to changing environmental conditions
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yumantimatter · 10 days ago
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Yeah that tracks
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yumantimatter · 11 days ago
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incredible. LOTR fandom truly NEVER stops giving
( created by stixywixy | video on tiktok )
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yumantimatter · 13 days ago
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cursed number notation. can you figure it out
1 = []
2 = [[]]
3 = [][[]]
4 = [[[]]]
12 = [[[]]][[]]
0 =
-1 = -[]
19 = [][][][][][][][[]]
20 = [[[]]][][[]]
-2 = -[[]]
1/2 = [-[]]
sqrt(2) = [[-[]]]
72^1/6 = [[-[]]][[][-[]]]
5/4 = [-[[]]][][[]]
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yumantimatter · 13 days ago
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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yumantimatter · 13 days ago
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i love how increasingly abstract the concept of “maid” has gotten
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yumantimatter · 15 days ago
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yumantimatter · 15 days ago
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if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well
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yumantimatter · 15 days ago
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“Bat swinging at wasp nest” post but I cannot be nice about astrology people. No you did not find the one good or cute or quirky way to believe the quality of someone’s character is biologically pre-determined. Just because you found a way to not base it on race or ethnicity or gender does not make judging someone’s character on an innate and uncontrolled attribute suddenly teehee fine.
I’m even more baffled by the people going “it’s just fun!” “It’s just a hobby!!” Sure if it was something harmless. It’s not. We are quite literally talking about how you intend to judge, treat, view, respect, and interact with someone entirely differently based on an inherent trait. How are you not aghast? How are you not embarrassed? Why are you so insistent on needing to operate on a hierarchy of pre-determined character judgement?
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yumantimatter · 16 days ago
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Boyfriend and I are walking home from friend’s place. We pass a group of people walking in the opposite direction.
One of the people in the group stops and says to us “Hey! Did you guys happen to see a guy dressed like a chicken?”
We tell him we have not.
He says “oh, okay” and, with no further context given, continues walking with his group.
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yumantimatter · 18 days ago
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Here's a legal PSA:
If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...
YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.
Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.
If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".
Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.
YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.
Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.
Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.
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yumantimatter · 18 days ago
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"That's right, Captain Heroname! I have you at my mercy! For after countless hours of research and development, I, Doctor Villainous, have managed to miniaturize the disintegration cannon that destroyed City Hall! And you were foolish enough to come here unarmed, thinking you were safe from my evil genius! Now- don't move, or Jane Loveinterest gets it!"
"...A compact disintegrator?"
"Yes! And with it, I will--"
"Isn't that just a little derivative?"
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